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Best quote's you've heard

Gay like cum in a mustache!

I'm so straight I eat my hotdogs from the middle!

Instead of taking a dump leave one!

Win or loose we still drink the booze!

Pussies will never be hero's!

Tonight we ride tomorrow we feed the horses!

Looks like a monkey *ucken a football!

Pull like your pulling someone of ur sister!

Hungry as a three legged wolf on a frozen lake!

Lol...
 
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I refuse to have a war of wits with someone that's unarmed!!
I see dumb people!!
I'm sweating like a fag eating a corn dog!!
If you didn't have hands would you wear gloves? NO! Then why do you wear a bra??
I'd rather stick my D!*k in a meat grinder!!
You're f!*#@%g me to tears!!
and last but not least I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH DUMB GIRLS!!!!
 
1.scene: looking down into a tree filled bowl...a lcoal from the area says to me and a buddy "dont go down there..the only way out is by helicopter" my buddy says to me "fawk it, lets go...you lead" 2.out of a hundred thousand sperm...YOU were the fastest?
 
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There's no hotter chic than a high schooler.


I'm just saying. Geesh ;)
 
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"I have a plan, its early in the evening, could be 2 oclock your time, 3 oclock maybe, me and Keith are going to drink everrrryything, cause we got mix, THANK'UP, hahahaha" - Kris Genovese(Prowlerk)
 
"no fat chicks this truck is only a half ton"

"we are off like jewish foreskin"

"He is a few fries short of a happy meal"

I have this sticker on my boat.
"*** gass or grass no one ride for free"
 
holy sh!t thats gayer than aids on gay people
I have more just takes awhile to think of them
o yeah my sig is one
 
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day....& my signature...only people with cow dogs will appreciate that one though!
 
"I say boy you're about as sharp as an erasier"
"Bout as sharp as a bowling ball"
" You gone to be stupid all your life boy?"
Foghorn Leghorn

"Eat, drink and be merry for you maybe in Utah tomorrow"
Unknown

"There is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over"
Frank Zappa
 
put your seat belt on- I'm goina try somethin, I saw it in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it

when I was taking flying lessons, my instructor was quizzing me about types of clouds and what they meant in regards to weather. Then he said " I like just flying around looking at clouds, I guess you could call it the pleasures of a simple mind"

I said we call it something else in the woods- It doesn't take much to amuse an idiot

He responded " my aircraft" meaning he was taking the controls. I don't know exactly what he did, but it seemed like only a few seconds later we had lost 2500 ft had been upside down a few times, were going 180 degrees from our original course, and I remember briefly seeing boats in the river through the windshield
 
A Canadian came riding up to us one time in Revy noticeing my knew VanAmberg 162" Tunnel with a dropped and rolled chain case, went around to the back bent over looking up towards the drivers and says "You could fit a dead body up through there A".

He must have thought it was slicker then cum on a gold tooth. A.
 
On my last turbine overhaul, I overheard our field service rep from Texas explaining why our job was going so bad. Haha

"Them Engineers, well I figure them are educated far beyond their intelligence."
 
-I'm so hung over I feel like a bag of smashed a$$holes
-He's shaking like a weener dog $hittin a peach seed
 
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