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Opinions are like a$$holes, everyone has one, and most of them stink.
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“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
Charles Manson
“Love is a decision - not an emotion”
"He that cannot reason is a fool.
He that will not is a bigot.
He that dare not is a slave."
Andrew Carnegie
"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
Adolf Hitler
“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”
Charles Manson
“Love is a decision - not an emotion”
"He that cannot reason is a fool.
He that will not is a bigot.
He that dare not is a slave."
Andrew Carnegie
"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think."
Adolf Hitler
He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the heel...
If your not living on the edge you are taking up too much room.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
He's so dumb, he could fall in a barrell of titties and come out sucking his thumb.
"I'm a man! I have a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time!" - Robin Williams
"I did what last night?"
I've usually got more but I'm drawing a blank right now.
He's so dumb, he could fall in a barrell of titties and come out sucking his thumb.
"I'm a man! I have a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time!" - Robin Williams
"I did what last night?"
I've usually got more but I'm drawing a blank right now.
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CoyoteGirl
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If, after being exposed to someone's presence...
You feel as though you lost a quart of plasma....
Avoid that presence...
...mountainhorse....
You feel as though you lost a quart of plasma....
Avoid that presence...
...mountainhorse....
If it flys, f*cks or floats it is cheaper to rent it then to own it
God hates a coward!
I was shaking like a queer in a wienie shop.
I was shaking like a queer in a wienie shop.
"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on", Dean Martin.
It takes a big dog to sh$t in your window.
It takes a big dog to sh$t in your window.
One of my buddies dad's favorite sayings
Fu@# it, go ahead and break it, you didn't buy it
also
no rest for the wicked
Fu@# it, go ahead and break it, you didn't buy it
also
no rest for the wicked
"Do the world a favor and kill yourself". watch out who you say this to.
Normal....is a setting on a washing machine.