Best quote's you've heard
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-That's gayer than a bag of dicks
-It takes a big pheasant to phawk a Turkey
-It's raining like a cow pizzing on a flat rock
-Seriously, Chubby is not a homo
-It takes a big pheasant to phawk a Turkey
-It's raining like a cow pizzing on a flat rock
-Seriously, Chubby is not a homo
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal-labotomy
TRUE STORY
Got this from my professor when I spelled beneuolence wrong....
I told him I didn't have any way of looking it up so I "sounded it out"
(Pretty sure he didn't originate this)
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH can stand for O as in Dough
If PHTH can stand for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH can stand for A as in Neighbor
If TTE can stand for T as in Gazette
If EAU can stand for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be:
"GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU"
and I followed back with "I guess this is a stupid persons idea of a clever person.."
Luckily he just laughed!
And the one from my father... "Better than a swift kick in the A$$"
Got this from my professor when I spelled beneuolence wrong....
I told him I didn't have any way of looking it up so I "sounded it out"
(Pretty sure he didn't originate this)
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH can stand for O as in Dough
If PHTH can stand for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH can stand for A as in Neighbor
If TTE can stand for T as in Gazette
If EAU can stand for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be:
"GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU"
and I followed back with "I guess this is a stupid persons idea of a clever person.."
Luckily he just laughed!
And the one from my father... "Better than a swift kick in the A$$"
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Abominable
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"Women, can't live with 'em,
Can't kill 'em"
Tom Arnold in the movie True Lies.
Can't kill 'em"
Tom Arnold in the movie True Lies.
"That's as gay as 3 guys f'ing 2 guys."
"That's better than beating up queers."
"Your mom"
"I'd rather pound on my balls with a hammer than ________"
"That's better than beating up queers."
"Your mom"
"I'd rather pound on my balls with a hammer than ________"
"cool man" when someone is b|tching
it's not the reply they're looking for
it's not the reply they're looking for
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The best way to get over one girl is to get under the next
Can't fix stupid
Can't fix stupid
"I highmarked my toilet this morning - I got the p!$$ to go up and over the towel bar. It was killer."
Dbook - "I'll do you one better. If you give me a box of crayons I'll draw you a dyno graph for it." (may not be an exact quote but it was funny as hell)
Dbook - "I'll do you one better. If you give me a box of crayons I'll draw you a dyno graph for it." (may not be an exact quote but it was funny as hell)
These balls aren't going to suck themselves.
my sig,
and
your crazy if you drop in there, but ill follow you if you do
no fear, no doubt ,all in balls out
and
your crazy if you drop in there, but ill follow you if you do
no fear, no doubt ,all in balls out
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finnpacoutdoors
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My college Roomate's motto
"Beauty is only a lightswitch away."
"Beauty is only a lightswitch away."
Famous last words- Hey, hold my beer and watch this.
Why? Because I can't sing, can't dance, and you're uglier than me.
Seroiusly- The mind is not a vessel to be filled but rather a fire to be ignited.
Why? Because I can't sing, can't dance, and you're uglier than me.
Seroiusly- The mind is not a vessel to be filled but rather a fire to be ignited.
Obstacles are what you see when you lose sight of your goals.
If you get stuck one more time I'll punch a baby
"wisdom comes from experience, most of which is bad."
"If it floats, fly's or F*/ks its cheaper to rent it."
"If it floats, fly's or F*/ks its cheaper to rent it."
