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m7flatlander
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All great men areeither dead or dying, and i feel sick
Best quote's you've heard
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift..............go sledding! 
(For Canucks) Jack Layton is so fu(kin stupid he couldn't organize a 3 man rush to a 2 hole $hithouse.
My personal favorite: Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's the overcoming of it.
(For Canucks) Jack Layton is so fu(kin stupid he couldn't organize a 3 man rush to a 2 hole $hithouse.
My personal favorite: Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's the overcoming of it.
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Dobber1
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"If it weren't for a puzzy, there'd be a bounty on 'em!"
"they've given you your choice of duty son.....anything, anywhere....you believe that chit"
TOP GUN
My personal favorite:
"if it is to be, it is to be done by me"
DG
TOP GUN
My personal favorite:
"if it is to be, it is to be done by me"
DG
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Life's Not FAIR--Get Used to It!!
Bill Gates
Bill Gates
best quote
So, my brother and I were riding at our cabin on the Minnesota Canada border. We were doing a little spring water skipping. We came back down the lake and stopped to b.s. with our uncles who were ice fishing. Then after about five minutes here comes the canadian mounties. They are wondering who was up the lake water skipping. Anyhow how he looks at me and says. "Thats a pretty horny looking sled you got there A" since then I use the term horny for everthing. Oh and the sled was my 05 m-7 ltd 162 it was new that year.
So, my brother and I were riding at our cabin on the Minnesota Canada border. We were doing a little spring water skipping. We came back down the lake and stopped to b.s. with our uncles who were ice fishing. Then after about five minutes here comes the canadian mounties. They are wondering who was up the lake water skipping. Anyhow how he looks at me and says. "Thats a pretty horny looking sled you got there A" since then I use the term horny for everthing. Oh and the sled was my 05 m-7 ltd 162 it was new that year.
Never miss an opportunity to shut your mouth.
Dumber than a sack of hammers
He's got most of a six pack. He just lacks the plastic thingy that holds it all together.
They snuck in the gene pool when the guard wasn't looking.
If ya cant hang ya cant stay
Racing started with the purchase of the second automobile.
Dumber than a sack of hammers
He's got most of a six pack. He just lacks the plastic thingy that holds it all together.
They snuck in the gene pool when the guard wasn't looking.
If ya cant hang ya cant stay
Racing started with the purchase of the second automobile.
By far.......
"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons."
"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons."
Women:
sometimes the fuc(kin you get, isnt worth the Fu(ckin you get!
sometimes the fuc(kin you get, isnt worth the Fu(ckin you get!
who lit the fuse on your tampon
i think it can be done here let me barrow your sled.
ahhh fu(k it
sure dont make them like they use to
tell me now before i spend 20 bucks on drinks
you suck, fu(k, take it in the a$$ or are you one of the jesus freaks best pick up line ever
i think it can be done here let me barrow your sled.
ahhh fu(k it
sure dont make them like they use to
tell me now before i spend 20 bucks on drinks
you suck, fu(k, take it in the a$$ or are you one of the jesus freaks best pick up line ever
Viktor Frankl didn't take the autonomic pathways into account when he gave that quote.
Favorite quotes:
1-as a response to a question
"Does a cat have climbing gear?" You know, kind of like "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?"
2-"He was shaking like a dog sh*tting peach pits."
3-Some guy at a local parts house asked me what I had been doing all winter, I told him "Lickin em". He didn't get it...
"get on your knees and suck start the Fu(k Machine"
my lady loves that one...
my lady loves that one...
Fu(k it I dont own a bolt in her
after a sweet pull: he's shakin' like a whore in cofession
sweatin like michael jackson at daycare.
when you gotta take a dump:
Im gonna go give john sh!t
talk to darren puppa
drop a deck pin (truckers)
drop off the cosby's
push bin laden out of the cave
re poopulate the lake with brown trout
pain the bowl with brown crayons
make some baby brown snakes
double down on brown
and my personal new fav...
sorry for the nasty, but i couldnt resist...
drop Obama off at the oval office. (or white house)
f@ck I hope i dont get killed for this one.
after a sweet pull: he's shakin' like a whore in cofession
sweatin like michael jackson at daycare.
when you gotta take a dump:
Im gonna go give john sh!t
talk to darren puppa
drop a deck pin (truckers)
drop off the cosby's
push bin laden out of the cave
re poopulate the lake with brown trout
pain the bowl with brown crayons
make some baby brown snakes
double down on brown
and my personal new fav...
sorry for the nasty, but i couldnt resist...
drop Obama off at the oval office. (or white house)
f@ck I hope i dont get killed for this one.
She rolled out of bed and jumped on her minstral cycle,,, it even had a sound,,,naaag naaaag naaaaag,,,bit$h, bit#h
1 million sperm and you are the one that got through?
1 million sperm and you are the one that got through?
personal favorites
Honest...its "bone stock" (hood says 670 or 740??-LOL)
I can sidehill a truck better than anyone (dont ask)
Quapaw st...WTF, is that swaheally for "cheater" (thanks Hobbes)
I've killed for less....
sons = only worried about 1 dick in town
daughters = worry about ALL the dicks in town
women, cant live with them...pass the beer nuts (Norm)
I'm 5' 19" tall
This is a geografical oddity..2 weeks from anywee..(Oh Brother)
C'mon in...the waters fine (Oh Brother and what say when the pool is ice cold..LOL)
sharp as a bowling ball..
I will raise YOUR taxes 1 trillion dollars... (O'Tay)
"onstar"
"please kill me"
"I got nothing"
"how you doo'n?"
-BJ
Honest...its "bone stock" (hood says 670 or 740??-LOL)
I can sidehill a truck better than anyone (dont ask)
Quapaw st...WTF, is that swaheally for "cheater" (thanks Hobbes)
I've killed for less....
sons = only worried about 1 dick in town
daughters = worry about ALL the dicks in town
women, cant live with them...pass the beer nuts (Norm)
I'm 5' 19" tall
This is a geografical oddity..2 weeks from anywee..(Oh Brother)
C'mon in...the waters fine (Oh Brother and what say when the pool is ice cold..LOL)
sharp as a bowling ball..
I will raise YOUR taxes 1 trillion dollars... (O'Tay)
"onstar"
"please kill me"
"I got nothing"
"how you doo'n?"
-BJ
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EEEK FACTOR
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1-its better for people to think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.2- smart like stick, sharp like bowling ball. 3. you will ALWAYS get to the bottom.
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