Best quote's you've heard

[tonybalony]

i'll put on my white gloves,you'll think you're in a blizzard

i was in Baghdad,when you were still in dad's bag

old lineman:i've been farther out a crossarm than you've been away from home

gas is for washing parts
alky is for drinkin'
nitro's for racing

 

[Soulcrusher]

Thats fu(ked up like a soup sandwich.

 

[Incher]

Its darker than inside a cow (Grandpa)

Hornyer that a three pecker Billy goat (dad)

To on her (honor) If you can get on her stay on her if you cant cum in her cum on her

 

[cableguy]

never saw whoa in a tight spot
beaten paths are for beaten men
if I want anymore lip outta you I'll rattle my zipper
if I want anymore sh@t outta you I'll unscrew your head and dip it out

 

[Sled365]

talk about your bang pow

 

[prox18]

after a quick flight over Iraq one of the ground crew was inspecting the small arms damage to my aircraft looked at me and said
You guys gotta be nuttier than squirrel sh*& to fly around this place

 

[polaris660rmk]

your fu(king retared.

wow you call that good riding i must be a pro.

penny for your thoughts. a dollar if you flash me

injection is nice but id rather be blown

tities and beer

 

[onlyrotax]

Don't let your alligator mouth overload your humminbird a$$.

 

[highmark herring]

My signature "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space"

 

[stem]

AHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaa.....I'm drying tears here

 

[MNpowderfiend]

Women, can't live with em'.............pass the beer nuts....

Norm

 

[longhairfreak]

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No your fat makes you look fat".

 

[hogster008]

we can hit that way faster

there's your problem

he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat

Harry I am droppin the hammer (Days of Thunder aka Top gun 2)

 

[PJ-Hunter]

"WOW! You are the best I've ever had!"
Redlineguy's wife

 

[tree climber]

out like a fat chick in dodgeball... use that one alot still haha

 

[Van Epps]

Madder than a sow bear with a raw a#s..

busier than a one legged man in an *** kickin contest.. older but gooder!

 

[nmmiles]

see you later, we are off like a prom dress.

 

[Ill Named]

Broken bones heal
Pain is temporary
Chicks dig scars
Glory is forever

The old man's favorite response to things I'd ask him as a child: Why don't you go chit in your fist and squeeze it.

 

[EEEK FACTOR]

A man who looks at life at 50 the same way he did at 30 has wasted 20 years-Mohammed Ali

 

[Gibsons]

he's so lazy, if his azz didn't close on its own it would stay open all the time.
any more of that and their won't be anymore of that.