Best quote's you've heard
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Said lovingly to my husband everytime he asks "Where is ______?" ....
"If it was up your a$$ you'd know where it is."
"If it was up your a$$ you'd know where it is."
i feel like a bag of smashed as$holes
went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2
good from far but far from good
shes a 10,,,,, beer minimum
im gonna fist your moms as$, then punch you in the face, that way you get your moms crap on your face (cant remember when this came into play, to many beers i think)
went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2
good from far but far from good
shes a 10,,,,, beer minimum
im gonna fist your moms as$, then punch you in the face, that way you get your moms crap on your face (cant remember when this came into play, to many beers i think)
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Adrenaline Revolution
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I wouldn't jerk off in my hand and throw it at her.
Said by woman standing on her head as her husband comes through the door..."I figured that if you can't get it up maybe you could drop it in".
In public, you can discipline your doggy but you should not spank your puppy.
It's do-able.
I'm sorry, I thought you could ride.
My dad's favorite..."I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken".
From Hatchers..."I need a program that translates stupid to English"
"Check ot my signichure, I'm Shpounsurd now"
Said by woman standing on her head as her husband comes through the door..."I figured that if you can't get it up maybe you could drop it in".
In public, you can discipline your doggy but you should not spank your puppy.
It's do-able.
I'm sorry, I thought you could ride.
My dad's favorite..."I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken".
From Hatchers..."I need a program that translates stupid to English"
"Check ot my signichure, I'm Shpounsurd now"
That brought back a memory from last spring @ the Ford dealer while picking up parts.
"There was this loud Bang & a flopping-whooshing sound & now my check engine light is on!"
Lady pulled into the service department @ the Ford garage dragging the gas hose she ripped from the pump @ the gas station 2 blocks away!!!!!! LMAO
but I did feel bad for her
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decarls
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That brought back a memory from last spring @ the Ford dealer while picking up parts.
"There was this loud Bang & a flopping-whooshing sound & now my check engine light is on!"
Lady pulled into the service department @ the Ford garage dragging the gas hose she ripped from the pump @ the gas station 2 blocks away!!!!!! LMAO
but I did feel bad for her
Yeah, It's my uncle at the GM dealership. Everything I had to do to my 03 6.0L got the same response. "I can't belive it, I never sell any of those?"
It’s like getting a backrub from an orgasm – Karl from the Simpsons
It aint gonna lick it self
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My wife said to me once
"If your going to exaggerated be a little more accurate."
My favorite Homer Simpson quote
"Alcohol, the problem and solution too all of life's problems."
"If your going to exaggerated be a little more accurate."
My favorite Homer Simpson quote
"Alcohol, the problem and solution too all of life's problems."
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flying pig
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You can't get away with wearing pink gear unless your faster than greased weasel sh*t in a catapult! (tansworld talking about James Stewarts pink fox gear last year).
Eatin aint cheatin!
hit it and quit it.
Eatin aint cheatin!
hit it and quit it.
OMFG! I just got my new favorite on the "LOL" side, i just mistakenly (HONEST ) touched SnoJo's butt with our cattle prod being funny, and it had a residual charge in it and zapped the heck out of her ............ her quote was;
"You MOTHER F#@KER!!!!"
hehehehehe, Hey, does anyone know how to cover bruises and cuts on a man's face ?????????
) touched SnoJo's butt with our cattle prod being funny, and it had a residual charge in it and zapped the heck out of her ............ her quote was;"You MOTHER F#@KER!!!!"
hehehehehe, Hey, does anyone know how to cover bruises and cuts on a man's face ?????????
Cake is merely a vehicle for the FROSTING ...
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
I didn't read all eight pages, so sorry if these are repeaters.
I saw a sign on a snowmobile at a swapmeet once, it read "Girlfriend is pregnant, wife is pissed, need to sell."
This one I stole from my friend polaris600cc "A hot chick with STD's is like a big shot of nitrous.......you know you wanna hit it, but are afraid of the consequences"
I saw a sign on a snowmobile at a swapmeet once, it read "Girlfriend is pregnant, wife is pissed, need to sell."
This one I stole from my friend polaris600cc "A hot chick with STD's is like a big shot of nitrous.......you know you wanna hit it, but are afraid of the consequences"
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OnTheEdge
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My wrestling coach had a baby boy and said this---
He may piss on his balls.... but hes got some big azz balls
I'm guna kick your azz so hard you'll have to take your shirt off to take a chit.
I Live Man. I Live, Period.
Go over there (point somewhere) and practice spittin' out teeth i'll be over in a minute!
Go Over there and practice fallin' down, ill be over in a minute!
A chit sandwich with no bread.
That's FUBAR.. F-ed up beyond all recognition
It's Mine... Ill wash it as fast as I want to!!!
Theres only two things stoppin ya.. fear and common sense and you aint got no common sense.
1)I Wish I Had a Horse Cack
2)Why
1)Im tired of carrying this big thing around all day!
ITS GOOD TO BE BOSS!!!
He may piss on his balls.... but hes got some big azz balls
I'm guna kick your azz so hard you'll have to take your shirt off to take a chit.
I Live Man. I Live, Period.
Go over there (point somewhere) and practice spittin' out teeth i'll be over in a minute!
Go Over there and practice fallin' down, ill be over in a minute!
A chit sandwich with no bread.
That's FUBAR.. F-ed up beyond all recognition
It's Mine... Ill wash it as fast as I want to!!!
Theres only two things stoppin ya.. fear and common sense and you aint got no common sense.
1)I Wish I Had a Horse Cack
2)Why
1)Im tired of carrying this big thing around all day!
ITS GOOD TO BE BOSS!!!
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Defenition of Fu(ked
A guy who has a house payment,truck payment, a wife and a girlfriend
And they are all a month late
A guy who has a house payment,truck payment, a wife and a girlfriend
And they are all a month late