Best quote's you've heard
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She's so skinny she only had one side!
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pyxle
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1. Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
2. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either
3. You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest
4. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
6. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
7. You can’t be late until you show up
8. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke
9. T.M.D.T.................That Model Does That.....
2. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either
3. You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest
4. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
6. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
7. You can’t be late until you show up
8. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke
9. T.M.D.T.................That Model Does That.....
You dont "stoke" it when you can "ram it" but you wouldnt do either if you werent hard as a "rock" Chevy like a rock
Those who don't know cannot understand..... Those who know cannot explain.
She offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long it was on 'er and off 'er!
She offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long it was on 'er and off 'er!
1 Did you see that chick she was hot
2 No I think she was more like a 50/50
1 50/50 what do you mean
2 well if I was driving 50 mph and was she was about 50ft away then she might have looked hot but then again maybe not
Look at all that chrome that thing it must be fast
1 Hey isnt that your x over there
2 ya everyone has been tellling me she has been looking for me
1 why
2 Quick hide the money on the bar I owe her support
3 "x" your both losers
2 No I think she was more like a 50/50
1 50/50 what do you mean
2 well if I was driving 50 mph and was she was about 50ft away then she might have looked hot but then again maybe not
Look at all that chrome that thing it must be fast
1 Hey isnt that your x over there
2 ya everyone has been tellling me she has been looking for me
1 why
2 Quick hide the money on the bar I owe her support
3 "x" your both losers
Never trust a fart over 50
My Dads fav..wish in one hand,chit in the other see which one gets full the quickest.
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SilverGriz
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Sawyer...don't they have that quote at Hydra's in the bathroom?
A Snowest classic.....
N.M.F.H. Dude
N.M.F.H. Dude
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whittaker727
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That makes about as much sense as two boys humping.
that is as gay as two sword fighters at an elton john concert
hahaha, that's how i remembered it. I saw it there on sat night
That brought back a memory from last spring @ the Ford dealer while picking up parts.
"There was this loud Bang & a flopping-whooshing sound & now my check engine light is on!"
Lady pulled into the service department @ the Ford garage dragging the gas hose she ripped from the pump @ the gas station 2 blocks away!!!!!! LMAO
but I did feel bad for her
Reminds me of one day when I worked at Carquest just out of high school. The air compresor out back was wore out and clattered like hell when it ran. The old guy I worked with (a friend of my dad's) said "That air compressor sounds like two skelatons f***in' on a tin roof!
This old guy also liked to say "That's heavier than a dead priest!"
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If she had as many things sticking out of her as she had in her she'd be a porcuipine!
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til you thump 'em.
If she had as many things sticking out of her as she had in her she'd be a porcuipine!
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til you thump 'em.
That sucks like a prom queen
He fell like a tird from a high horse
He fell like a tird from a high horse
If your brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose!
She is uglier than a mud fence
You are slower than a second cum
The best parts of you dripped down your moma's leg
I should have flushed you down the toilet when I had the chance
I ain't as dumb as you look
I wouldn't f*@^ her with your dick and Jim pushing
She is uglier than a mud fence
You are slower than a second cum
The best parts of you dripped down your moma's leg
I should have flushed you down the toilet when I had the chance
I ain't as dumb as you look
I wouldn't f*@^ her with your dick and Jim pushing