Best quote's you've heard
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flying pig
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here's to honor, if you can't cum in her come on her!
My buddy and his uncle are standing on the dock this summer, taking a leak. Buddy says to his uncle "Man this water's cold!" Uncle says "Yeah and its deep too!"
My buddy and his uncle are standing on the dock this summer, taking a leak. Buddy says to his uncle "Man this water's cold!" Uncle says "Yeah and its deep too!"
go wash your mouth with a revolver
-It seemed like a good idea at the time!
-On my intimidation list, you rank right above snails and baby kittens...
-On my intimidation list, you rank right above snails and baby kittens...
liquor in the front.. poker in the back
you don't notice the weight with all the power.......
Yamaha excuse maybe....lol?
Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them.
you don't notice the weight with all the power.......
Nope, that's what the bumper stickers say on the trucks in Colorado!
JK LOL
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knzee
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Nuke them till they glow, then shoot them in the dark.
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untouchable
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"I should have shot you all over the fuc*ing wall !" - my dad
One in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
the richest man is not who has the most, its who needs the least
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
the richest man is not who has the most, its who needs the least
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a lady asked gcmci if he was a mechanic, he said "no, i'm greg cohen" i guess you had to be there.
your only living when you step outside your comfort zone.
from rambob, you have to be going fast enough at the bottom to make it to the top, you just have to...
your only living when you step outside your comfort zone.
from rambob, you have to be going fast enough at the bottom to make it to the top, you just have to...
WOW those look like two puppies wrestling under a blanket
Have you hugged my ex wife today?
Shutting me off You don't even know where I'm getting it
Have you hugged my ex wife today?
Shutting me off You don't even know where I'm getting it
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big di(k or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
