Nut Powder and Gold Bond...

[HawkShot99]

Okay, so my husband tells me about this thread and I didn't believe him..... Needless to say he insisted that I read it, I haven't stopped laughing. I couldn't breath with some of this sh^* that was posted. You guys are SICK!!!

So I must ask, how do you like them? Smooth or not, and do you powder at all?

 

[kssnow987]

This could be the next max post forum. Funny chit

 

[dragonladyak]

So I must ask, how do you like them? Smooth or not, and do you powder at all?

I personally like them smooth on the side and furry in the middle like a mohawk

I'll leave the powder to you boys!!!

When in Doubt, Powder Out

 

[HawkShot99]

I personally like them smooth on the side and furry in the middle like a mohawk

Have not tried that one yet.......Maybe I will start. And die it neon green.

 

[supercoolguy]

just curious on the application method, how you get the pixie dust up there?? I mean with gravity and all, you stand on your head with the gold bond in handor do you just fill the tightie whities up then wedgie away??

 

[Jeff C]

I personally like them smooth on the side and furry in the middle like a mohawk

I used to do that too, but the wife kept on getting a nasty chin tickle, so the mowhawk had to go......

 

[Squirrelchaser]

nut powder

ball powder is like oil dry for men, soaks up what yah miss after dumping and catches those wet farts. keeps yah from feeling like yah got a piece of sandpaper in your crack. sucks when you forget to put it on before a hot day and you get babboon butt, then your forced to give yourself a creaper for the rest of the day.

 

[HawkShot99]

just curious on the application method, how you get the pixie dust up there?? I mean with gravity and all, you stand on your head with the gold bond in handor do you just fill the tightie whities up then wedgie away??

Usually cup my hand, fill then pat on.........

 

[Nate]

just curious on the application method, how you get the pixie dust up there?? I mean with gravity and all, you stand on your head with the gold bond in handor do you just fill the tightie whities up then wedgie away??

You just open your pants and dump the powder down and snap the waistband of your underwear. If you have a good or decent waist band it will fan it up your crack and on your bag

if you wear boxers just start snapping while you dump it in there.

Or you could sit in front of a fan naked with your legs up infront of it and throw a handful of powder into the fan To me that sounds like the best way to apply this shat

If your out in the field though, do the "waistband snap"

 

[Jeff C]

You just open your pants and dump the powder down and snap the waistband of your underwear. If you have a good or decent waist band it will fan it up your crack and on your bag

if you wear boxers just start snapping while you dump it in there.

Or you could sit in front of a fan naked with your legs up infront of it and throw a handful of powder into the fan To me that sounds like the best way to apply this shat

If your out in the field though, do the "waistband snap"

That is the funniest thing I have read on here in quite awhile


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[xrated]

good one nate!

I like the mohawk idea!!!

 

[justadude]

I only have to do that when I'm riding my street bike for 3 or more hours.

 

[Sidehiller]

Dated a girl once who had a "slight" facial hair problem. Had to shave the boys because I hate the sound of velcro.

 

[maypo]

if you'll just scrape your leg & azz once in a while you might not have that problem

 

[supercoolguy]

nice nate, was thinking something like that, maybe pack the wifes hairdryer full then aim and hit the GO button!!!

 

[oonighttrain]

so, like every other miserable fawkin day down here, it was rather warm out.. and, as usual, i have to wear pants, shirt and tie to work..

out in the heat for even a short time, walkin around seems to cause some shall we say undesired moisture back there if ya know what i mean. as usual, i go to the restroom to mop up a bit.. well, the miller lites i drank last night combined with whatever other garbage i throw down my throat only adds to the problem..

i work for a very high dollar establishment that sells very high dollar merchandise that caters to people that typically have millions im sure.. you would think that they could get some gawd damn toilet paper that wasnt capable of grinding down fawkin concrete!!! i swear my tender arse cant take it!!!

i had to go to the walgreens to get some highly recommended desitin...

i pray its like switch says "sheer anal ambrosia"...

 

[Nate]

nice nate, was thinking something like that, maybe pack the wifes hairdryer full then aim and hit the GO button!!!

Ya know that could work up until the point it blows nut powder all over her head, but usually most woman are used to gettin nut something blown on there head Just hope you have one of them wives, if not, when she sweats she'll bead off little balls of play doh type material

 

[xrated]

good luck with that oonight!

I'm telling ya man Uder Armour is the key!

 

[IMSICK]

I thought about the waxing.... and I keep laughing about it. I think I would struggle with laying down on a table, pulling my knees up to my shoulders and asking some cute hair removal specialist for a brazilian!! May be safer to just go with Nair.... may want to keep a little distance between the turd cutter and the application finger.....

 

[bonz50]

shaved 'em once. Never again. 1)wrinkled skin, no matter how taught it is pulled, does not shave well. 2) the 5 o'clock shadow itch is worse than poison ivy

never ever try to shave with a rotary electric, its the man equivalent of an epi-lady, tears the hair out by its roots... learned this the hard way when it was time for the big V a couple years ago... if you search the archive I give a vivid description...