Nut Powder and Gold Bond...

[Mainer]

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

the guides at winterhawk outfitters in colorado swore by this stuff when we went flyfishing and horseback riding 2 years ago. when we went back last year i gave it a shot and u cant believe the difference it makes on a long days (horse) ride. havent tried it otherwise cause i dont seem to have that problem on a sled haha.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manpon



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZo0dQlAgD8

rofl this thread is a gooder

 

[switchback]

Ya but shaving gives you an extra TWO INCHES

Added to the p**zy crushing 1" I'm dragging around now give me 3"~LMAO


When Ky's out of diapers this summer Jesse, I'll Fedex the rest of his Desitin to you. Don't laugh. The dude was right, it's sheer anal ambrosia

 

[oonighttrain]

Added to the p**zy crushing 1" I'm dragging around now give me 3"~LMAO


Don't laugh. The dude was right, it's sheer anal ambrosia

OMFG!! PUZZY CRUSHING 1"... BWAAAHHHAAAA THATS FAWKIN FUNNY...

ANAL AMBROSIA.. THAT IS EVEN FUNNIER..

ok, by anal ambrosia you mean what? i dont like the moist feeling.. i prefer dry.. when its moist, i always think i need to mop it up and, when i do that it leads to nothing but pain..

 

[HawkShot99]

Added to the p**zy crushing 1" I'm dragging around now give me 3"~LMAO

The "Angry Inch"!

 

[switchback]

when lightly applied Desitin has a cooling/soothing effect. Not moist at all. So I've heard Get a travel pack of baby wipes and give 'em a try. I'm tellin 'ya, your starfish will thank you Nothing wrecks a day like a case of GAR.

 

[IMSICK]

not to mention the night it wrecks when you go straight from loading to the bar..... nothing like taking home stray tail expecting to wow her and right when the ginch hits the floor, you remember that you still havent had a shower and there is probably a good chance of a serious SWASS build up!!

 

[Blu Du]

keep your a$$ shaved and you won't have any trouble

 

[switchback]

The "Angry Inch"!

Picture a stump in the forest. Earthly thick. We're leaving sparks in the tunnel

 

[94fordguy]

This whole thread has me...

 

[xrated]

Picture a stump in the forest. Earthly thick. We're leaving sparks in the tunnel

man this thread is good.

Powder, not this fella, I use Under Armour when it gets hot out , that stuff works wonders. Jeese, it should help your problem to. I tested the crap out of it when I was doing Sea World, etc with the family.

 

[Himark]

The "Angry Inch"!

Sitting at my desk LOL at my puter... nice I had not heard that one b4.

 

[jimmy buffet]

i told you destin works good. put it all over your starfish, crack, and frank and beans. works wonders. As for the smell chicks dig it. if its on frank they won't humm ding you, but they will play with your junk while you do buss. if you haven't showered the smell is like a baby so they won't even notice. unless something fall out of the crack, (not white cream)then you have a problem!!!

 

[Jeff C]

Just don't apply too much Gold Bond, especially on a hot day or you'll end up with a loaf of french bread in your undies

 

[Gone Sleddin]

I always tell the guys the gold bond is like a cool breeze, gently blowing through your pants.

 

[decarls]

wouldn't be possible to get through a softball tourney in july without it.

 

[Fosgate]

You can pick up the Monkey but at Sportsmans Warehouse (normally at the counter). I gotta use some kinda talc powder in the fall when I'm walking alot in the field for Roosters and deer hunting. Otherwise my shaved boys have a tendancy to stick to my leg.

 

[Jeff C]

. Otherwise my shaved boys have a tendancy to stick to my leg.

Shaved?

What the.........???

 

[07 Phazer]

Please dont tell me that this is what you guys are talking about, when you had an ( Epic Powder Day!) Also, two words,wax 'em.

 

[MACH]

Please dont tell me that this is what you guys are talking about, when you had an ( Epic Powder Day!) Also, two words,wax 'em.

Ok shaving the berries cool nothing wrong with that. BUT WAXING?! Your out of your gore!

I honestly don't know if have of you guys are serious or just messing around LMAO!

This honestly has to be the funniest thread I have ever read on this forum TO DATE.