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yardfarmer
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I am all for waxing an eager beaver before giving it the ole bump and run....,
but nut luggage, cmon.
but nut luggage, cmon.
Nut Powder and Gold Bond...
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Ran out of gold bond once, subsituted with flour. Worked ok till I hooked up with a gal who had a yeast infection. Gave a whole new meaning to "shake & bake"
I dont see anybody saying "Pics or it didn't happen" in THIS thread!!
that's funny!
o man this is definatly the funniest thread on here! i cant even breathe
Picked it up in the Military. Easier to keep clean, cooler and less itch, won't find it in any field hygene manual though. Night and day difference in comfort. Especially in the field when you might not get a chance to shower for a few days or some cases weeks. Need a tripple edged razor like Gillete Mach 3.
oh my god this is a good ball busting thread!!!!! LOL i saved once, that sucked.
by the way the berrys have been great till last week. i was giving it to my wife in teh shower and one some how got in the way, oh god i did not notice till like the 3rd pounding or so. oh man it hurt for like 5 days to even look at it!!!!
by the way the berrys have been great till last week. i was giving it to my wife in teh shower and one some how got in the way, oh god i did not notice till like the 3rd pounding or so. oh man it hurt for like 5 days to even look at it!!!!
thats why the phrase "more coushin for the pushin" was coined hahaha
man that'd suck to smash a berry on a bony butt hahaha
man that'd suck to smash a berry on a bony butt hahaha
are you serious that you picked it up in the military? I thought everyone got shaved balls from Adult movies...
Never could shave the boys. Too much irritation so just trim. Always hated boxers because of the whole leg "stickage" issue when it's hot and sweaty out. My buddies, sweaty fat fu*gs like me, suggested that I use Gold Bond. Let me tell you what, that angel dust that comes out of that green bottle is like a hot chick blowing air across your sack all day long. No more walking around side stepping and looking like an a$$ trying to get my balls unstuck from my legs in public while wearing boxers.
been shavin the boys since military back in 85. chicks love it
what do they [chickys]do when they go down for a little nut wash on you guys who powder your nutz. and they go WTF. why you puting flower on these guys
. im guessing you dont get the tonge wash that just about was gonna happen
what do they [chickys]do when they go down for a little nut wash on you guys who powder your nutz. and they go WTF. why you puting flower on these guys. im guessing you dont get the tonge wash that just about was gonna happen
Scouts honor.
been shavin the boys since military back in 85. chicks love it
Agreed, first they squeal with delight next thing you know they wanna play with them etc. Another benefit, easier to put on and take off rubbers and **** rings without pulling pubs out in the process.
been shavin the boys since military back in 85. chicks love it
After playing in cattle $h!t, grain dust, dirt, oil, chemical, fertilizer, or any combination of the above all day when it's hotter than than a witches tit out, that's about the last thing that you expect or prepare for.
Wow.
This whole thread.....TOOO much information.....lmao!!
This whole thread.....TOOO much information.....lmao!!
And the other half who are not clean shaven downstairs are seriously considering it. Anyone who does should maybe search the internet about shaving the boys. It'll narrow the learning curve. A bout 3/4 of the way down.
http://velvetdragon.com/etc/shave.html
http://velvetdragon.com/etc/shave.html
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