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What's the dumbest parking lot poser you've seen?

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The best I have seen was at Owl's head in Sicamous. We pulled into a meadow to take a bit of a break. To our amazement we see one sled pulling another sled through the snow at like 40 mph. They finally stop and we asked what they were try to do. The guys answer was this......." How fast do we need to pull this sled for it to start?" As it turns out the guy being pulled had broken his recoil and they thought they could push start the sled. Like a dirt bike.

After all of the laughter we wrapped a rope around his clutch and started his sled for him.

Funnies thing I have seen on the mountain.....
 
907rev800 said:
so wearing colors make a rider a poser? jay quinlan wears hats with no bend and so do many professional riders, and having a sticker for a drink is considered bad? hmm so i need to wear all black have an all black sled and wear redneck hunting hats?
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whats wrong with redneck hunting hats?:rolleyes::
 
oh, oh, oh i just thought of another good one not really PLPs though. one day we was chillin at a warming hut when these two dudes come rollin up, one on a fairly nice and modded out 900 rmk, and one on like a early 90's indy 650 or rxl or ultra or somethin(i know it was a triple) that looked stock except it might have had a 141 and a gianormous rack on it behind the seat. well we start to talkin to them and the guy with the 900 was pretty cool not cocky or arragant at all, however the dude on the ol indy just goes off about how bad a$$ his sled is and how he climbs these huge hills that only like 10 people have ever climbed before, like one he called "mailbox hill" that has a sign in box at the top of it and it only has like 8 signatures in it. he just goes on and on and then tells us they are part of a group called the "Carnivors" which cracked us up, so we just leave. now i know there are some pretty mean triple poos out there but this aint one of them. a few weekends later we was at one of the places we pass through with some smaller hills where we usually go with the girls and take the amatures for practice. well we was just chillin for a bit and all the sudden here comes the "carnivors" there was more of them and they started hittin these hills and it was funny they could barelly make it over them, and some of them couldnt. i remember seein one dude make it about halfway up and end up rollin it, the 900 rmk barely made it but i'll say his sled did not sound to be runnin right cuz im pretty sure he was tryin to do some tunin or something. and even almighty cargo rack had to hit it a couple times and barely made it. these hills are not big at all, ive climbed them on old phasers, and 440fans and stuff like that just to give you an idea how difficult they are. there the hills we take beginners to to get the feel for climbing.
 
I haven't seen a plp (parking lot poser) yet. But last year we were grilling hot dogs in our 4 place enlclosed trailer when we hear this loud noise and the trailer start to shake! We jump out of the trailer and to my amazement a girl had ran into our truck in the parking lot! She wedged her junky phazer right under our truck! I mean seriously how do you hit a truck its not even moving!!!
 
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you know what you can call anyone a poser,for me, its my money, and if i want to come to the hill wearing a cape and a pink jacket and helmet and ride like a clown, i can do that. And the whole monster energy poser thing, lol monster rocks, i usually drink 4 a day. I dont have any stickers or jackets, but what makes a poser, IS THE PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT A POSER?????? lol. Who are you being like? yourself?, and some people knock other people for who they are...rad.
I would call myself a poser for sure. Try to keep up with the times, buy new gear every year, new trucks, trailers, sleds, to keep up with all the other "posers".
Yep i would say for sure im a parkin lot poser.
 
revver said:
you know what you can call anyone a poser,for me, its my money, and if i want to come to the hill wearing a cape and a pink jacket and helmet and ride like a clown, i can do that. And the whole monster energy poser thing, lol monster rocks, i usually drink 4 a day. I dont have any stickers or jackets, but what makes a poser, IS THE PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT A POSER?????? lol.


THREAD KILLER... this was a funny thread until you piped up... red apples for you...
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FurryCURT said:
revver said:
you know what you can call anyone a poser,for me, its my money, and if i want to come to the hill wearing a cape and a pink jacket and helmet and ride like a clown, i can do that. And the whole monster energy poser thing, lol monster rocks, i usually drink 4 a day. I dont have any stickers or jackets, but what makes a poser, IS THE PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT A POSER?????? lol.


THREAD KILLER... this was a funny thread until you piped up... red apples for you...
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sorry. :D
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offroadmatt said:
The guy at the boat ramp with the big jacked up truck, big azz ski boat, smoking hot babes hanging out. And then you watch him try and back his trailer down the ramp. Takes him forever and both sides of the dock to get down. Then he has to pull it back out to put the drain plugs back in. Some peoples kids.
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:D I love that when I blow by them in reverse and hit the water with the boat and it's only taken me 30 seconds to reverse, unhitch the boat, and pull out and they are still not even close to the water.
 
m8matt said:
The best I have seen was at Owl's head in Sicamous. We pulled into a meadow to take a bit of a break. To our amazement we see one sled pulling another sled through the snow at like 40 mph. They finally stop and we asked what they were try to do. The guys answer was this......." How fast do we need to pull this sled for it to start?" As it turns out the guy being pulled had broken his recoil and they thought they could push start the sled. Like a dirt bike.

After all of the laughter we wrapped a rope around his clutch and started his sled for him.

Funnies thing I have seen on the mountain.....
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So what your saying is.... you cant push start a snowmobile:confused:
G dam thats funny:D
 
Numbnuts918 said:
Ive seen alot of funny stuff...but I have to admit...One of the most idiotic moments Ive done myself was last year. Headed over to a buddys place to go out to Island Park for a week. I unloaded my sled from the 2 place & warmed it up to load into the enclosed 4 place to head west. On the warm up I took it for a little spin around his shop. It was loading up so I blipped the gas to clear it out, I didnt know that I was on glare ice. The sled promptly twisted sideways, dug in, & flipped on its side, sending me flopping like a fish for like 30' on my back. Smacked my head & knocked the wind out of me. After composing myself, I got up to check the sled, bars bent, hood scratched, & flap bent. We fixed the bars, & off we went. Nobody saw what happened being I was behind the shop at night. They just heard it. Bad part was I did the same damn thing out in IP after 2 days of riding. That time the bars were toast. Man...I cant wait to F-myself up this year too. CANT WAIT!!!
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Don't worry, if bad s--t happens and no one see's it you do not qualify as a PLP, there must be witnesses present and they must point and laugh or you are off the hook.
 
I got one. Last year me and a newb buddy took his trailer which had a framed in canoe rack to the mountain since my deck was off the truck. At the end of the day we were loading up the sleds and he was convinced he didn't need to use my Oxlite sled ramp that was in the box of the truck and decided to pull out the grated ATV ramp that slides out from under the trailer. Well to make a long story short his carbides caught on the bottom of the ramp sooooooo he decides to give it a lil gas and wiggle the sled back and fourth, the ski's come up he goes flying up the ramp and KO's himself on the canoe rack! At the time I knew it wasn't funny but I couldn't help but laugh:p First thing he did when he got home was saw off the canoe rack and put some ice on the massive goose egg:p Lesson learned;)
 
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