What's the dumbest parking lot poser you've seen?

[SnowSnob]

some people care way to much what other people are dressing like. how you dress dosent detirmine a poser. ride with the person then you should know real fast unless you yourself are a poser, lets not forget whos he real parkin lot poser

That's nice, lets take the attention off you and bring up someone who ISN'T shooting off at the mouth.

Who cares how anyone dresses, fads come and go. Now if your over 25 and wearing that same stuff then your a poser but if you under then your just going along with your generations fad.


BTW we really need to find out who these cowards are leaving neg. rep and not signing and hang'em high....more then likely their the exact same people were talking about.

 

[Bubba700]

Heres one I've seen!

You elevation guys do some weird stuff,, are those thigh highs?

 

[coyoteman]

had a guy with a 4 place enclosed somehow get weasled into a spot not hardly big enough for a two place, the trailer ahead of him had to pull out to load. well we experience difficulties with a sled and return for a spare in the middle of the day. this guy is trying to get his sled into his trailer on an icy lot and has no room to hit the ramp straight. every time his skis hit the ramp his sled pushed sideways, we were chuckling, since he parked so close. after several unsuccesful attempts he gets a bigger run and he gets shot to the side of his ramp, snapping the door cable. you won't believe how heavy a door is without the spring. lol we laughed the whole time he was tring to close the door.

 

[ruffryder]

Who cares how anyone dresses, fads come and go.

Agreed

Now if your over 25 and wearing that same stuff then your a poser.

Wait, what? So you do care?....

 

[BuffriderNP]

All gooders! I was going to plead the 5th Admendment on this one but here goes.

Just got my new rev a few years back and was so stoked to have reverse. My boys were impressed as they had to muscle there sleds off the trailers and trucks. Well I found out you shouldn't stand up and hit the reverse at the same time. My body was laying on the hood and my leg on the gas taped out in reverse going backwards thru the parking lot missing trailers and trucks. I was finally able to get my hand on the break ,but omg I was lucky and everyone was cheering. I felt like a parking lot looser for sure. I went big that day just to show my buds I wasn't a poser hehe. Still get hell for that lol

 

[offroadmatt]

The guy at the boat ramp with the big jacked up truck, big azz ski boat, smoking hot babes hanging out. And then you watch him try and back his trailer down the ramp. Takes him forever and both sides of the dock to get down. Then he has to pull it back out to put the drain plugs back in. Some peoples kids.

 

[T-Bone]

Step 1: Drive to King's Hill in Montana.
Step 2: Park in parking lot.
Step 3: Get out of truck and look around.
(If this is unsuccessful because no one is around-proceed to Weatherwax hill and repeat steps as needed.)

With a few exceptions, there's a fair bit of truth spoken here.

 

[Numbnuts918]

Ive seen alot of funny stuff...but I have to admit...One of the most idiotic moments Ive done myself was last year. Headed over to a buddys place to go out to Island Park for a week. I unloaded my sled from the 2 place & warmed it up to load into the enclosed 4 place to head west. On the warm up I took it for a little spin around his shop. It was loading up so I blipped the gas to clear it out, I didnt know that I was on glare ice. The sled promptly twisted sideways, dug in, & flipped on its side, sending me flopping like a fish for like 30' on my back. Smacked my head & knocked the wind out of me. After composing myself, I got up to check the sled, bars bent, hood scratched, & flap bent. We fixed the bars, & off we went. Nobody saw what happened being I was behind the shop at night. They just heard it. Bad part was I did the same damn thing out in IP after 2 days of riding. That time the bars were toast. Man...I cant wait to F-myself up this year too. CANT WAIT!!!

 

[Bubba700]

The guy at the boat ramp with the big jacked up truck, big azz ski boat, smoking hot babes hanging out. And then you watch him try and back his trailer down the ramp. Takes him forever and both sides of the dock to get down. Then he has to pull it back out to put the drain plugs back in. Some peoples kids.

This makes me laugh, My old man cannot back our single axle jet boat trailer to save his life, I getting rolling watching him back it down. Almost jackknifes it 2 or 3 times each time we go. If there are people at the launch I just take the keys and do it to save him the embarrasment.

 

[coyoteman]

The guy at the boat ramp with the big jacked up truck, big azz ski boat, smoking hot babes hanging out. And then you watch him try and back his trailer down the ramp. Takes him forever and both sides of the dock to get down. Then he has to pull it back out to put the drain plugs back in. Some peoples kids.

oh yea, boat ramps can be fun also.
we were waiting to unload on the steep *** ramp below gavens point dam one day. the guy ahead of us had a brand spanking new lund tyee, with a roller trailer. he got in position to back down the ramp and unhooks the strap and safety chain. you can guess what happens next
after watching them all get tired trying to winch the boat back uphill and onto the trailer, we kindly suggested to let the truck and trailer roll back down hill under the boat. the boat luckilly had only a few scratches, but it sure bruised their ego.

 

[1911freak]

Unloading at the Sinks parking lot 2 winters ago. There was a guy ripping around the lot on an old summit 670. No helmet and wearing tennis shoes.

He starts hitting the packed down chute through the plowed snow bank and keeps getting a longer and longer run at it getting air.
Fianlly he back way up and nails it ... and drives the sled into the vertical bank right next to the chute. The snow at the bottom of the bank angled the sled up slightly before coming to a halt and launched him and his windshield right up and over the snowbank.
Funniest thing I've ever seen, I laughed till I spotted.
Sled nose was buired up to the spindles.

 

[Clarke673]

Just got my sled done being working on in cooke city. It was like may so there was no one around.. i thought. So i went up to the gravel pit to unload my 900. There was a really nice chevy truck there and it had a few really nice mod edges sitting around. So i walk over to my 900, undo the straps, start it up, ductape the front of the hood down ( me and a tree had a disagreement... the tree won)

I poped a wheelie off the trailer, landed on the snow and took off hauling ***. Went strait over to the little hill, hit the snow bank going a little bit to fast. i went vertical instantly and i looked back and over my shoulder and i seen the ground so i gave the seat a big kick and let the sled pogo wright into hard pack snow. That smashed my bumper all to hell. Then to top it off later in the day i fouled a plug and needed to ask to barrow one when the rode by.... Yep i felt like a D-bag.


One time i was working on swapping a-arms out laying on my tailor ( another tree was messing with my 900) and i watched a young kid open up the tailgate and some ones helmet fell on the ground and landed perfectly in mud. Instead of picking it up he just kinda looked over each shoulder to see if anyone saw him, then he just left it there and went about his day.

 

[CatndHat]

non-ported, but still plenty rural lot tude!

 

[907rev800]

that looks like a delicious goose!

 

[Scott]

Some people get paid to wear a logo...others wear the logo so they feel better about themselves.

OK, I got annonymous red apples..."you thinks dumb".

LOL

 

[Blacktooth]

Bear Lodge, mid 1990's, late April. Couple guys, I do not remeber where they were from, had driven a considerable distance to do some spring riding in the Big Horns. Problem, no snow, I mean none, no freakin snow! They spend a few hours in the bar, come out and unload. Someone comes in and informs everyone in the resturant that they are going to do some water skipping on the pond. Walk outside to watch, well what would you do? This guy has a nicely ramped entrance to the pond coming from the parking lot, but apparently decides it will be more challenging to ride out on the little dike, make a ninety degree turn and be on the water in under a sled length. Makes the corner, hammers the sled and gets just far enough out in the water to make bubbles. You can see he is standing on the seat, only the bars are out of the water and he looks cold. His buddy is yelling at him that he should have turned the motor off as it was starting to go under. Wow, dinner and a show.

 

[jlebrun_05]

backing the boat into the lake one day, i heard this nasty scraping sound and i looked out the passenger window to see a boat on a trailer go rolling by with the hitch draggin on the ground. I looked forward and seen the guy get out of his pickup, say "oh ****" and watch it roll into the lake. Since my buddies and I were wearing swimming suits we jumped in and caught the boat by the end of the dock, with the trailer floating underneath it. My brother, buddy and I drug the boat back up, which was a pain, and dropped it on the ball of the pickup and hooked it up correctly for him. The guy didnt say one word, got in his pickup and drove off. I really wanted to unhook again and let him get it himself. A simple thanks would have made it worth the trouble of helping him out. I still laugh when I think about seeing that because usually thats the kind of stuff that happens to me

 

[Scott]

I've got a pic of a truck and boat trailer at Seeley Lake from last summer that is up on the ramp...with the boat only 1/2 on. The boat's bow tipped WAY up in the air and the outboard sitting on the ground. It was not good. Not sure how they fixed that one. I didn't stick around to see. LOL

 

[Vertical_Escape]

I countered that RED with some Green for ya Scott.

 

[M.M. 700]

I've got a pic of a truck and boat trailer at Seeley Lake from last summer that is up on the ramp...with the boat only 1/2 on. The boat's bow tipped WAY up in the air and the outboard sitting on the ground. It was not good. Not sure how they fixed that one. I didn't stick around to see. LOL

Sounds interesting. Can you post the pic?