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What's the dumbest parking lot poser you've seen?
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HardcoreAK
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I got to become a victim of the parking lot when I returned from my first ride with a pair of ooooooo so high tech "ski-skins" (is there anyone on here any more that even knows why they were invented?)
Anyway the skins hooked on the sharp edge of the back of the old metal two place as I was running at the ramp and proceeded to chuck myself over the bars, across the deck and into the tailgate of my toyota, cracking two ribs as I took the ball hitch lever lock in the side falling to the ground and wishing I could get enough air in my lungs to say F%$K as my testicles turned to burning fire and I wished I had stayed home....
I got to become a victim of the parking lot when I returned from my first ride with a pair of ooooooo so high tech "ski-skins" (is there anyone on here any more that even knows why they were invented?)
Anyway the skins hooked on the sharp edge of the back of the old metal two place as I was running at the ramp and proceeded to chuck myself over the bars, across the deck and into the tailgate of my toyota, cracking two ribs as I took the ball hitch lever lock in the side falling to the ground and wishing I could get enough air in my lungs to say F%$K as my testicles turned to burning fire and I wished I had stayed home....
nice yu put my huge air pic on here! yeah im a major parking lot poser, i never realy jump much bigger than that, but if you really look im throwing out a pretty sweet no footer! ill post my insane air pics later on in the year so be looking!
oh my god. its gona be at least.... 4 inches
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rev440alaska
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Yeah you see him? (Yeah)
You see him bow beat him down lean him down (lean him)
Your breathing sound like you now layin down sleepin
You be surrounded or found on the ground beaten
You see him how he look now and he ain't found a reason
My reason is that they won't have to persuade
Me to have the courage to walk right up and say it to your face
A faker never know he fake
A hater never admit he hate
By the time they figure it out is probably gon be too late (yeah)
Grinning up your face is like you tryin to let me know
That you ain't really happy how how I'm getting all this dough
Let the truth be told tell me is your friend a foe
Better make it clear or get mistaken for a hoe (Yeah)
And then you take him to the floor
I can't ignore it if you're talking
But I hope that what you talking ain't about running up or robbing
Walk around like everybody is the enemy just for precaution (just for precaution)
I get no surprised and have to see an early coffin
You see him bow beat him down lean him down (lean him)
Your breathing sound like you now layin down sleepin
You be surrounded or found on the ground beaten
You see him how he look now and he ain't found a reason
My reason is that they won't have to persuade
Me to have the courage to walk right up and say it to your face
A faker never know he fake
A hater never admit he hate
By the time they figure it out is probably gon be too late (yeah)
Grinning up your face is like you tryin to let me know
That you ain't really happy how how I'm getting all this dough
Let the truth be told tell me is your friend a foe
Better make it clear or get mistaken for a hoe (Yeah)
And then you take him to the floor
I can't ignore it if you're talking
But I hope that what you talking ain't about running up or robbing
Walk around like everybody is the enemy just for precaution (just for precaution)
I get no surprised and have to see an early coffin
2 stories
Back with the old sled decks. Saw a guy gas it too hard trying to get up the ramp. Loaded it right on top of the cab. after a good stream of profanity he just gassed it rode down the hood back on the ground and loaded it back on the deck.
Last year we went into Mount Jeff. We were taking several younger riders on a ride with my buddy for a scout outing. I watch this idiot (not one of the kids) get a helmet out of his pickup and pack it back to his enclosed trailer. He pulls his loud as hell piped sled out with a set of earmuffs and wall coveralls on and heads over to us. "I'm ready to go"
I asked him "Hey where's your helmet?"
He told me "Oh I don't need one" I had to just walk away and stayed as far away from him as I could for the rest of the day. True to form he was a royal PITA all day.
Back with the old sled decks. Saw a guy gas it too hard trying to get up the ramp. Loaded it right on top of the cab. after a good stream of profanity he just gassed it rode down the hood back on the ground and loaded it back on the deck.
Last year we went into Mount Jeff. We were taking several younger riders on a ride with my buddy for a scout outing. I watch this idiot (not one of the kids) get a helmet out of his pickup and pack it back to his enclosed trailer. He pulls his loud as hell piped sled out with a set of earmuffs and wall coveralls on and heads over to us. "I'm ready to go"
I asked him "Hey where's your helmet?"
He told me "Oh I don't need one" I had to just walk away and stayed as far away from him as I could for the rest of the day. True to form he was a royal PITA all day.
tucker hibbert must be a poser then if we are going by your rules
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rev440alaska
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he is a poser.. he never won any races.. he sucked at riding......(he was the best)
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shortstop20
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Holy $h!t that's hardcore!
The rear axle has gotta be off the ground at least 3 inches.
Some coward gave me negative rep for this post and didn't even have the balls to sign his name.
Man, there sure is alot of bad reps goin on in this thread
tucker hibbert must be a poser then if we are going by your rules
The main difference between Tucker Hibbert and some loud mouthed, saggy powder pant wearing, flat brimmed monster hatted, jacked up rollin 24s drivin, Shaggy (from Scooby Doo) beard wearing, guaranara fueled. f-bomb dropping Ricardo Cranium is........Tucker gets paid!
lol, it would seem so...
WTF is this chet???? Are you a part time poet???
Don't quite your day job there Gangsta!
I think Rev here is getting offended cause he won 1st place at the Monster Parking Lot Poser Fest last season and nobodies giving him the respect he deserves.
So, I get up to the snowpark early on a Friday for a weekend of snow camping and riding. As I'm getting things situated in the toy hauler, the whole thing shakes after a loud thud. So, now the blood is boiling...I step out to see a Parking Lot Warrior at the back of the trailer trying to stuff my tail light back into the hole. It was all I could do not to inflict my own kind of punishment. Effin poser...
some people care way to much what other people are dressing like. how you dress dosent detirmine a poser. ride with the person then you should know real fast unless you yourself are a poser, lets not forget whos he real parkin lot poser
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Bubba700
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Got a good one here, So Another guy my age started riding the exact same time a couple of years ago, He bought an 01 twin pipes, thought it was BA. Well 5 rides into the season he lets some of the guys talk him into buying a rev also. This rev was load as chit. And he loved to Braap people, pissed me off was always trying to show off with it. Well we are stayin at this cabin in IP and had about 2 miles of road to ride to go gas up. 6 of us and he is tryin to show off. Climbing up the banks and pulling cookies infront of people since we had dates. Well he comes down off of one and trys to go into a cookie and catches a carbide and rolls it twice in the middle of the road not going too fast but enought to bend his new bars and break the brand his windshield. We all were tryin to contain our laughter at is his dumb azz.
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