The worst part for me was when they pulled the tape off. It took a month for my chest hair to grow back!
Vasetomy was a pleasant experience......
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Are you kidding me,nutcheck...........!!!!?????????omfg LIKE HELLO.See ya layter Dr nutcheck Sir!
Bwhahahahahahahhahahaha!!
Adrenaline Addication:
Don't try and reprime the pump too soon friend.
Wait a few weeks, otherwise it will feel like someone tore open your sack, poured a half cup of race fuel into your sack, then put your sack into a bench vise and cranked to 8,000 foot pounds of torque, and then took your sack out laid it on the shop floor and pounded it for 10 minutes with a 20 pound sledge, then scraped it off the floor and stuffed it into a muzzle loader, fired it at your garage door, then when you pull what is left off the door, lights it up with a propane torch..............
Been there, done that.
Got it?
Once you get it reprimed, go ahead and give the wife a courtesy spray.....
Dr recommends I go to a urologist.
To my surprise, she is totally hot... The whole deal, she was a 12, I totally didnt expect that. Absolutely stunning.
She tells me that I am going to have to stop masturbating.
"Why ?" I asked.
"Because I am trying to examine you"
To my surprise, she is totally hot... The whole deal, she was a 12, I totally didnt expect that. Absolutely stunning.
She tells me that I am going to have to stop masturbating.
"Why ?" I asked.
"Because I am trying to examine you"
"Once you get it reprimed, go ahead and give the wife a courtesy spray....."
Bwahahahahaaha!
Bwahahahahaaha!
I hear an add on the Raido everyday and there is now a Lazer Vasetomy, Pain free thay claim. Any one had that??
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Bwhahahahahahahhahahaha!!
Adrenaline Addication:
Don't try and reprime the pump too soon friend.
Wait a few weeks, otherwise it will feel like someone tore open your sack, poured a half cup of race fuel into your sack, then put your sack into a bench vise and cranked to 8,000 foot pounds of torque, and then took your sack out laid it on the shop floor and pounded it for 10 minutes with a 20 pound sledge, then scraped it off the floor and stuffed it into a muzzle loader, fired it at your garage door, then when you pull what is left off the door, lights it up with a propane torch..............
LMFAO!!! That bad ya say
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You bunch of candy Azzes. Had mine done 16 years ago. Piece of cake. Dulled 3 scalpels in the process tho. No more rubbers, plus it gives you a reason to lay on the couch and moan. Honey bring me a beer, bring me dinner, bring me the remote.
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1M800
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I feel your guys' pain. I had it done 2 years ago and I am still having some problems with it. (Even though my doctor says they are not related...I think they are) Every once in a while 1 of my nuts will swell up to twice the size. I guess it is from sperm getting backed up or blocked or something? Anyways it hurts like he!!.
For some real odd reason, reading your replies I feel pain in my balls.... I dont know if having one is for me..
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Duke
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A ya f*ckin pus*y, you shake like a dog ****ting razer blades on the way in there. After they give you an Adivan, you dont give a chit until you feel a spear run through tour testicle,
***gin ouch. Then it wasn't too bad, a little uncomfortable pulling. Said he was all done, was happy until he said we'd move over and do the other side. Fawk
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Duke
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Its not that bad, the most minor surgery out there. Looking forward to the finished outcome.
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Duke
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At my Vas I found out that I'm a small number of the population that has a high tollerence to novicain/laticain. After the first shot in the sack he gave it about 2-3 minutes to set in, hit the sack with the scaple and my azz nearly sucked that white paper sheet off the table.
Hmmm he say's, still sensative? AH YES!!, Two additional shots later in the same side and I was boarderline numb. Still could feel the cutting. The best way I can describe the feeling is when you cut your finger with a very sharp knife. The smoothness in which it slices almost makes you think you didn't cut it, but then look down and see the bleeding.
Once inside it was better but the smoke smell was a little much. 3 Days of milking the pain, and a good 2 weeks of no heavy lifting.
Hmmm he say's, still sensative? AH YES!!, Two additional shots later in the same side and I was boarderline numb. Still could feel the cutting. The best way I can describe the feeling is when you cut your finger with a very sharp knife. The smoothness in which it slices almost makes you think you didn't cut it, but then look down and see the bleeding.
Once inside it was better but the smoke smell was a little much. 3 Days of milking the pain, and a good 2 weeks of no heavy lifting.
bwaaaahahaaaaahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
OMFG!!! Here we go agin!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
You guys paid a man to touch your "manberries"!!!!! hahahahaaaaaa!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are truely separated from you manhood now!
OMFG!!! Here we go agin!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
You guys paid a man to touch your "manberries"!!!!! hahahahaaaaaa!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are truely separated from you manhood now!
the procedure is quick and uncomfortable but no problem.Its when the freezing comes out and u get a nice kicked in the nutz feeling,more ice please!
Anybody been retied ? My girlfriend wants a baby.......Anyone know a good micro surgeons.
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Tearupamountain
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Trust me fellas, the vasectomy is a warm summer breeze compared to the reversal. Had that done two months ago and walked like quasimoto for 3 weeks. God bless lortabs and frozen peas. Got Purple wedding tackle?
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dmkhnr
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I haven't done the vas, but my wife has been hinting over the last few months.
Last year I went to the urologist and he stuck a camera (scope) in through the tip, and through the bladder all the way to your a$$. When he pulled the scope out you piss yourself.
I could hardly piss for 2 weeks as it felt like I was passing a kidney stone everytime.
Doc said this test usually isn't done until your in your 40's, I had it done at 31 as they needed to check for something. It sucks getting older.
Last year I went to the urologist and he stuck a camera (scope) in through the tip, and through the bladder all the way to your a$$. When he pulled the scope out you piss yourself.
I could hardly piss for 2 weeks as it felt like I was passing a kidney stone everytime.
Doc said this test usually isn't done until your in your 40's, I had it done at 31 as they needed to check for something. It sucks getting older.
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