Vasetomy was a pleasant experience......
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What the hell are you talking about???
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Sounds like someone just had their grapes dis-connected.
Here we go again with the "manberries thread" again. That was a classic!!
Vasectomy....is never having to say your sorry.
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SilverGriz
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lol...I just had one last Thursday. Definitely not the funnest thing I've done. When do the stitches fall out. I keep telling my wife that she has to lick them off.
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That was the funniest thread i have ever read on here. I remember I was late for work because I couldnt stop reading.
Tha pain eventually goes away, untill you get hit in the berrys
So you paid a man to play with your balls?
That is wrong!
That is wrong!You can consider yourself neutered
My wife paid a man to touch my berries...
I think that was the name of the original thread. LMFAO. Classic stuff for sure.
I got mine done in June....
STITCHES???????????
WTF are those?
My doc left me open and said it's a better way to do things. LMFAO. I could pull it apart and peek inside.
There were several parts that were not so great. The highlights were the syringe to the sack. Not so fun...had to stick it once on each side. NOPE. Never again.
The tuggin of the tubes....not so fun. Don't like that.
The smell of my own cauterization. Not so funny. A little weird. "I love the smell of my own vaz tubes burnig in the mornin' "
For about 3 days, I felt like I got kicked in the balls by a horse.
I did take two Loritabs when I got home. THAT was fun. I was swimming for about 5 hours. WOW!!! HAHA. Those buggars are powerful. LOL
The frozen bags of peas...for 3 days. You HAVE to do that or you will regret it. I've seen buddies who missed that part. They also tried to do too much too soon. Day 4 and 5 are the ones that will git'cha just when you think its safe to go any lifting or workouts....LOL
Did this 9 days later.......
http://www.snowest.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81404&highlight=surveyor
I think that was the name of the original thread. LMFAO. Classic stuff for sure.
I got mine done in June....
STITCHES???????????
WTF are those?
My doc left me open and said it's a better way to do things. LMFAO. I could pull it apart and peek inside.
There were several parts that were not so great. The highlights were the syringe to the sack. Not so fun...had to stick it once on each side. NOPE. Never again.
The tuggin of the tubes....not so fun. Don't like that.
The smell of my own cauterization. Not so funny. A little weird. "I love the smell of my own vaz tubes burnig in the mornin' "
For about 3 days, I felt like I got kicked in the balls by a horse.
I did take two Loritabs when I got home. THAT was fun. I was swimming for about 5 hours. WOW!!! HAHA. Those buggars are powerful. LOL
The frozen bags of peas...for 3 days. You HAVE to do that or you will regret it. I've seen buddies who missed that part. They also tried to do too much too soon. Day 4 and 5 are the ones that will git'cha just when you think its safe to go any lifting or workouts....LOL
Did this 9 days later.......
http://www.snowest.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81404&highlight=surveyor
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For those who stated that, they can go f*ck thier faggot asses. bastages.
How long could a guy milk this out, thinking till Sunday anyway ?
if you run a search on the old forum i posted up my experience in detail... IT ***GGGGIN SUCKED!!!!!!
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SilverGriz
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For those guys thinking about getting their nutz snipped...do yourself a favor and get a few jocks.
Scott...the part about searching for the tubes to bring them to the surface and when they injected the anesthetic were the worse parts for me. Luckily I had a cold and couldn't smell the burning smell. It was weird to look down and see smoke rolling from ballz though. For some reason my doctor thought it was necessary to actually show me the part of the tube that he cut out like I was going to be impressed.
Scott...the part about searching for the tubes to bring them to the surface and when they injected the anesthetic were the worse parts for me. Luckily I had a cold and couldn't smell the burning smell. It was weird to look down and see smoke rolling from ballz though. For some reason my doctor thought it was necessary to actually show me the part of the tube that he cut out like I was going to be impressed.
"Perry, I'd like to welcome you to a club I like to call the "Seedless Grapes Club""-Scrubs
I tell you what...I told my wife I went and did the whole ordeal and went for a SPERM test and was 1 in a million and had to go back for a re run.When they taped my schlong to my gut............I was petrified.......not to mention the assitant was hot and had major shrinkege.It was a aweful experience and I am still traumitized to this day!OVER!
SilverGriz...LOL. Yeah. I hear ya. That little tug was not so fun. By the rapid onset of discomfort, I think mine musta been already stretched tight. HAHA....
As for the column of thin smoke...I could smell it QUICKLY. There was a draft in the room that ran from my feet straight up toward my face. I can be fine with my own farts...my own poop (even when I walk back into the bathroom 10 minutes later)....and any of that stuff...but the smell of my own burning balls was a little weird to get used to. LOL
For anyone who's getting pushed to do it from your gal....Do your her and yourself a favor and get the job done. The relationship changes...eh? They don't headaches as often I think. HAHA.
Best advice I got at our wedding was from a guy with 6 daughters....
"Shoot often, but shoot blanks."
LMFAO.
As for the column of thin smoke...I could smell it QUICKLY. There was a draft in the room that ran from my feet straight up toward my face. I can be fine with my own farts...my own poop (even when I walk back into the bathroom 10 minutes later)....and any of that stuff...but the smell of my own burning balls was a little weird to get used to. LOL
For anyone who's getting pushed to do it from your gal....Do your her and yourself a favor and get the job done. The relationship changes...eh? They don't headaches as often I think. HAHA.
Best advice I got at our wedding was from a guy with 6 daughters....
"Shoot often, but shoot blanks."
LMFAO.
my neighbors wife was handling my junk (she's a nurse for the urologist that did mine, little did I know until i showed up the day of) and my dr's name was Nutcheck... no BS, absolute truth
haha never would i ever. They Invented Condoms for a Reason people.
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