What's the difference between a BYU coed and a pig?
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What's the difference between a BYU coed and a pig?
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LMAO! Thats good SS
yikes
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft phatty...come on...don't make me pull highlights from the 2003 Fort Worth Bowl. (and yes...apparently i'm living in the '03). All in good fun Geoff.
A BSU/TCU bowl game would be huge. Higher rated teams than the Holiday bowl and 65k + fans.
But...I have pies in the oven so I'll get back in the kitchen!!
What does a nickle in the bottom of the toilet and a BYU coed have in common???
You know they're both there, but you don't want to take them out!!!
You know they're both there, but you don't want to take them out!!!
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Haha good jokes here my friends!!! But hey looks like Utah fans are scared to bet for their team!!! step it up.. Id be willing to bet for the animal fun too if there are any ute takers!!!
What did the Utah graduate say to the BYU graduate?
"Would you like fries with that?"
Do you know how to get a graduate from the University of Utah off of your porch?
-Pay him for the pizzas.
http://1280thezone.com/images/uploads/audio/11-17-08 byu parody song.mp3
Outta here Boise state fans.. dont you have some conference games with the local junior highs to play?
What did the Utah graduate say to the BYU graduate?
"Would you like fries with that?"
Do you know how to get a graduate from the University of Utah off of your porch?
-Pay him for the pizzas.
http://1280thezone.com/images/uploads/audio/11-17-08 byu parody song.mp3
Outta here Boise state fans.. dont you have some conference games with the local junior highs to play?
What is the difference between a BYU coed and a toilet?
The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
What do you call a 300 pound BYU coed?
Anorexic.
How do you get a byu coed into an old VW bug?
Grease her thighs and put a twinkie on the dashboard.
What is the difference between a BYU Co-ed heading to the cafeteria and a speeding bullet?
Superman can stop the speeding bullet.
What is the difference between a BYU Coed and Sasquatch?
One of them weights 300 lbs has matted hair and stinks and the other has big feet
The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
What do you call a 300 pound BYU coed?
Anorexic.
How do you get a byu coed into an old VW bug?
Grease her thighs and put a twinkie on the dashboard.
What is the difference between a BYU Co-ed heading to the cafeteria and a speeding bullet?
Superman can stop the speeding bullet.
What is the difference between a BYU Coed and Sasquatch?
One of them weights 300 lbs has matted hair and stinks and the other has big feet
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The Boondock Saint
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Q: Why do Utah grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
What does a BYU Co-ed do when alcohol shows up at a party?
She pulls her panties back on and leaves.
What is the difference between a BYU coed and garbage?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
A convict gets released from Jail at the point of the mountain and he is standing on the southbound side of I-15, trying to thumb a ride. A BYU co-ed is driving home to Provo and she sees the guy and thinks he's kind of cute and so she stops and offers him a ride. They go down to Provo and she asks him what he does. He says, "Well, I've been in prison for the past twenty years because I killed my wife and my children."
The BYU co-ed gets excited and leans over excitedly and says, "Oh...so you're single?!??!"
She pulls her panties back on and leaves.
What is the difference between a BYU coed and garbage?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
A convict gets released from Jail at the point of the mountain and he is standing on the southbound side of I-15, trying to thumb a ride. A BYU co-ed is driving home to Provo and she sees the guy and thinks he's kind of cute and so she stops and offers him a ride. They go down to Provo and she asks him what he does. He says, "Well, I've been in prison for the past twenty years because I killed my wife and my children."
The BYU co-ed gets excited and leans over excitedly and says, "Oh...so you're single?!??!"
How does a BYU coed take a bath?
Fills the tub, then puts in some water.
Riddle: In a room with four corners, there are four mammals. One corner has the Easter bunny, another has Santa Claus, one has a beautiful BYU coed, one has an ugly BYU coed. If a treasure was placed in the middle, which of the above would claim the prize?
Answer: The ugly BYU coed, because none of the others exist.
Fills the tub, then puts in some water.
Riddle: In a room with four corners, there are four mammals. One corner has the Easter bunny, another has Santa Claus, one has a beautiful BYU coed, one has an ugly BYU coed. If a treasure was placed in the middle, which of the above would claim the prize?
Answer: The ugly BYU coed, because none of the others exist.
A BYU coed went to the health center. "I have a cold in my head," she told the nurse.
"Well, that's better than nothing," the nurse replied.
Did you hear about the truckload of pigs that got loose on the BYU campus?
They had to check I.D.s to reload the truck.
Q: What's the difference between a BYU coed and a hippopotumus?
A: About 40 lbs.
Q: How do you make up the difference?
A: Force feed the hippo.
"Well, that's better than nothing," the nurse replied.
Did you hear about the truckload of pigs that got loose on the BYU campus?
They had to check I.D.s to reload the truck.
Q: What's the difference between a BYU coed and a hippopotumus?
A: About 40 lbs.
Q: How do you make up the difference?
A: Force feed the hippo.
Kev.....only disturbing for you because I posted up a pic of your underwear!
GO UTES!!!!
kev.....only disturbing for you because i posted up a pic of your underwear!
go utes!!!!
lmao!!
One foggy night, a BYU fan and a Utah fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Provo. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Utah fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Cougar fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Utah fan walks over to the Cougar fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Cougar fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cougar fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Ute fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Ute fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Ute fan hands it back to the Cougar fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Cougar fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
The Utah fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Cougar fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Utah fan walks over to the Cougar fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Cougar fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Cougar fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Ute fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Ute fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Ute fan hands it back to the Cougar fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Cougar fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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