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Nate
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Long story short, I was out working today with my apprentice out on a location running conduit for a gas compressor. Well, noon rolls around and he has to take a poopy in the out house. I figured it would be a good friday prank since it was about 90* today to just trap him in the crapper. Well he goes in there and shuts the door, so I get in the work truck and drive the bumper up to the door and lock him in there 
It was noon so I figured it would be a good time to stop for about 30 min and eat lunch. Well he was in there for about 20 min before he pushed the top of the out house off Clever little guy, didnt know they pushed off as easy. He didnt think it was as funny as I did, I was rolling when he came out drooping with sweat hehehehehe, lunch was quiet today.
Anyways, about 4pm rolls around and I have to take a poopy I knew he was going to prank me and I tried to hold it for as long as I could but there was no denying it, I had to sh*t like right meow So I just took my chances, grabbed my Maxim and headed for the crapper. I get in and close the door and to my surprise I hear the truck fire up. Figured he was going to do the same and park the truck infront of the door. Well he did, then he hurried up and got out and jumped on top of the outhouse from the hood of the truck........Then the little bastad text screwed the top on!
I was in there for about 5 min scrolling through the mag pondering a good escape, obviously up was the only way out or he would have to take mercy on me. Well, I should have got up after I got done doin my business but I just sat there, pants at my ankles reading with no more business in my magazine. Well, I hear footsteps approach from behind and figured he was going to let me out Well in those 5 minutes the little azzwipe went and found a rock that pretty much fit perfect inside the vent tube, and dropped it down the crapper.......while I was sitting on it still.
So.........pretty much the whole inside of the crapper is covered in blue solution as well as I am with sh*t literally everywhere
So I need to prank him back. What he did was clever I will give him that, and yes it IS funny but totally goddamn disgusting having rig hand crap all over you. I need Ideas, it will be difficult to trump this prank, but I have got to give it to him. Ideas please, I had to throw away my favorite work jeans and he's laughing allll the way home
It was noon so I figured it would be a good time to stop for about 30 min and eat lunch. Well he was in there for about 20 min before he pushed the top of the out house off Clever little guy, didnt know they pushed off as easy. He didnt think it was as funny as I did, I was rolling when he came out drooping with sweat hehehehehe, lunch was quiet today.Anyways, about 4pm rolls around and I have to take a poopy
I knew he was going to prank me and I tried to hold it for as long as I could but there was no denying it, I had to sh*t like right meow So I just took my chances, grabbed my Maxim and headed for the crapper. I get in and close the door and to my surprise I hear the truck fire up. Figured he was going to do the same and park the truck infront of the door. Well he did, then he hurried up and got out and jumped on top of the outhouse from the hood of the truck........Then the little bastad text screwed the top on!I was in there for about 5 min scrolling through the mag pondering a good escape, obviously up was the only way out or he would have to take mercy on me. Well, I should have got up after I got done doin my business but I just sat there, pants at my ankles reading with no more business in my magazine. Well, I hear footsteps approach from behind and figured he was going to let me out
Well in those 5 minutes the little azzwipe went and found a rock that pretty much fit perfect inside the vent tube, and dropped it down the crapper.......while I was sitting on it still.So.........pretty much the whole inside of the crapper is covered in blue solution as well as I am with sh*t literally everywhere
So I need to prank him back. What he did was clever I will give him that, and yes it IS funny but totally goddamn disgusting having rig hand crap all over you. I need Ideas, it will be difficult to trump this prank, but I have got to give it to him. Ideas please, I had to throw away my favorite work jeans
and he's laughing allll the way home
