Sweet Revenge

[EastcapeAngler]

Put some raw fish or crap in a bag and hide it real good in his vehicle, lol once that crap starts rotting he'll really be paying the price Sick I know but you guys are obviously on that level now

..I've done the raw fish thing.....Nasty

 

[HIGHMARK]

Put some raw fish or crap in a bag and hide it real good in his vehicle, lol once that crap starts rotting he'll really be paying the price Sick I know but you guys are obviously on that level now

Pop the hood and put it right on top of the engine. By the time he figures out where the hell the smell is coming from it'll be nice and baked on. You could also get some skunk cover scent from the sporting goods store and put it in his fresh air vents.

 

[Mafesto]

By consistantly one upping one another, with neither party willing to conceide, it will eventually end when one or both of you lose your job over it.
You've got more to lose there than he does.

I'd admit defeat on this one.

 

[moyiesledhead]

You started it....he beat ya!

Be a man....shake his hand and call it a day!

 

[onlyrotax]

We used to open the bathroom door and spray starting fluid into the room for a couple seconds and then light it with a lighter, just be sure your lighter works the first time or there will be a ball of fire come out of door behind you !!!

 

[Jeff C]

I got the perfect idea

Spray some of this on the toilet seat AFTER you go in there and relieve yourself.

http://www.liquidass.com/



He will not be able to go in the porta potty........This is the most aweful stuff on the planet.



BTW: If you click on the link, there is a funny video at the bottom that is well worth the watch.......

 

[AZ800]

Here's one that won't damage anything, but it'll make him think for a while.
Did it once to my supt. Take a big rubber band (or larks head several of them together and wrap it around the driveshaft of his truck with a nut or washer attached, just barely missing the chassis.Once he starts speeding up....thunk, thunk, thunk....slows down, noise goes away. It'll make him winder what the he!! is going wrong with his truck.

 

[sled-fiend]

Well Nate did ya get him yet or what??

 

[Nate]

Ive got an idea that I will test tomorrow to see if it actually works so maybe you will see results tomorrow. Last Thursday someone thought it would be a funny joke and put fake crap and used TP in my lunch box as a practical joke

Its on like Donkey Kong now....

 

[winter brew]

He sounds like a relentless "one-upper".....whatever you decide to do, be prepared for to pay the price. Best to just admit he got you good and wait for the perfect opportunity when he least suspects it.

 

[ouch]

funny to read about but I'd be careful. seems it would get out of hand real quick

 

[Blisteringsnorider]

^^^^^ Yeah somebody might get an eye taken out..........

 

[bonz50]

Long story short, I was out working today with my apprentice out on a location running conduit for a gas compressor. Well, noon rolls around and he has to take a poopy in the out house. I figured it would be a good friday prank since it was about 90* today to just trap him in the crapper. Well he goes in there and shuts the door, so I get in the work truck and drive the bumper up to the door and lock him in there It was noon so I figured it would be a good time to stop for about 30 min and eat lunch. Well he was in there for about 20 min before he pushed the top of the out house off Clever little guy, didnt know they pushed off as easy. He didnt think it was as funny as I did, I was rolling when he came out drooping with sweat hehehehehe, lunch was quiet today.

Anyways, about 4pm rolls around and I have to take a poopy I knew he was going to prank me and I tried to hold it for as long as I could but there was no denying it, I had to sh*t like right meow So I just took my chances, grabbed my Maxim and headed for the crapper. I get in and close the door and to my surprise I hear the truck fire up. Figured he was going to do the same and park the truck infront of the door. Well he did, then he hurried up and got out and jumped on top of the outhouse from the hood of the truck........Then the little bastad text screwed the top on!

I was in there for about 5 min scrolling through the mag pondering a good escape, obviously up was the only way out or he would have to take mercy on me. Well, I should have got up after I got done doin my business but I just sat there, pants at my ankles reading with no more business in my magazine. Well, I hear footsteps approach from behind and figured he was going to let me out Well in those 5 minutes the little azzwipe went and found a rock that pretty much fit perfect inside the vent tube, and dropped it down the crapper.......while I was sitting on it still.

So.........pretty much the whole inside of the crapper is covered in blue solution as well as I am with sh*t literally everywhere

So I need to prank him back. What he did was clever I will give him that, and yes it IS funny but totally goddamn disgusting having rig hand crap all over you. I need Ideas, it will be difficult to trump this prank, but I have got to give it to him. Ideas please, I had to throw away my favorite work jeans and he's laughing allll the way home

you got owned, just accept it, revenge is moot at this point

 

[justadude]

Funny idea, but a really bad idea. People have gotten arrested for posioning charges!!

exlax cookies or brownies are always a sure fire way to get somone in the crapper.......

Once hes in.... take it up a notch! Knock the thing over

 

[duffman]

sounds to me like you have to get him back now, the sharks have scented blood.......

 

[Mafesto]

Sounds like he's a better trickster than you.

I bet that you can't one up him!
I don't think you got it in you.

 

[Superjag]

Got a crane you can pick the crapper up with?...