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How to get rid of a raccoon

Go catch it I d love to see a pic of you holding it!! LMAO
I'd say snare the prick and get the dog and teach it whos boss, if the dog ain't winning shoot the works!:beer;
In the past I have snared a few in the city dam them *****es fight, hissing is the norm.
 
get a section of barbwire stick in hole and start turning till you got a good bite then pull him out or get a jack russell tearier they will drag about anything out of a hole
 
You could do what oonighttrain does and leave him negative rep.. Maybe it will piz him off enough that he will leave. :rolleyes:
 
jest get a Blue Heeler doggie, one chomp an the coons head will be CRUNCHED!:)
 
ArcticBoy said:
Everyone show up at Hawkshot's with their ideas. Could be more fun than the BDSO. Call it the BCSO. Crap you live in New York, this could take awhile.
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Can I hitch a ride from MN with someone coming from the west?

I think the AK and explosives is the best yet. But if we are having the BCSO I think everyone lines up with paintball guns at a certain distance, Nate(be unfair if he was in) will sneak under the shed and set off soem smoke bombs to get the coon running. Whoever scores the most hits in a set time is the winner and then we catch the coon and play pinota.(again while Nate holds it)
 
xrated said:
Can I hitch a ride from MN with someone coming from the west?

I think the AK and explosives is the best yet. But if we are having the BCSO I think everyone lines up with paintball guns at a certain distance, Nate(be unfair if he was in) will sneak under the shed and set off soem smoke bombs to get the coon running. Whoever scores the most hits in a set time is the winner and then we catch the coon and play pinota.(again while Nate holds it)
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This will be one hell of a party!!
 
well it is a short trip from FL and I bet Nate could pull a snake out from under the shed. I'm sure he's pulled a few "snakes" behind the shed..
 
na na na....now wutchya gunna do is get your hose and fill up the hole and soon after you will have a soaked coon pop outa the hole.....then you proceed to "tenderize" it with a 9 iron or any blunt object of your choice. skin, gut, marinade in something of your choice and start up the BBQ. or you could just get some red neck like me to come and kill it! besides...i gotta cook dinner for a date tonight and i dont have a main course yet! ha ha ha or if you want to get rid of all the unwanted junk in your shed and the coon just get a hold of a nice chunk of C-4 and you can kill 2 birds with one stone in less than a blink of the eye!
 
Mafesto said:
Put a speaker under the shed & play some country western music.
That'll drive it out. Coons hate that $hit!
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I have been on here for a LONG TIME.. that is the funniest thing I have ever read... beats " I am a rather advanced figher" and " the fart " thread.

I just spit beer on my screen..;):face-icon-small-win
 
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