Keep up! Bah.
You guys have got to understand the difference between "inability" and "ambivolence". See if I cared enough, I would try harder. By trying harder, I'd be better. By being better, I'd be looked up to (as a God, Icon, master Jedi, what have you). I being the ubiquitous presence in the back of your minds, as I should be, am aware of all of these things. I hope you realize what a mounting hill of responsibility this is.
You all being handicapped ('scuse me Handicapable) with fragile psyches and living in a zip code that ends in quatro ocho, I walk a thin line trying to balance between the sheer joy, for me, spanking you (like my soon to be born child) riding and the catastophic effect of so many shattered minds in one small area. What a sad picture, a parade of four door pick ups quietly lining up at 10 to 6 in the morning in front of the KC waiting for the lights to go on.
That said, I realize that the only way to keep the "wreathes of mourning" off of the front doors of Larkin is to remain the vigilent advocate of agriculture here in the great North Valley and allow those of you "Landed Gentry" to enjoy the bountiful natural resources of our friends in the great white north, eh? By maintaining the facade of timidity and inexperience I therefore allow those of you in "South County" the percieved aire of superiority. The bitter pill of reality's antidote is the heady elixir of self deception - mixed liberally with Cap'n.
Besides, do you really want your crotch rocket with a huffer strapped to the side shown up by my fat arse - with my aggressive reclined riding style and my 1200 Ski-Doo. My action is so fresh and new that it actually looks old school.
I'll see your turbo and raise you a double snow flap. Thats right I said double!!
You bastages, I'm jealous. I expect to see a video montage at the March Hillsliders meeting. Keep on the look out for "I dare ya' Rene", if you see him buy a couple of his "upside down" sledder shirts. Make mine XXXL