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BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

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Speaking of pigs, pizza boy. Some extra bacon on the next pie please.
 
Get making my damn meat lovers pizza with lots of bacon! ...and if you drop a dime bag into it ...I'm gonna pepper spray your little ball sack!

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Get making my damn meat lovers pizza with lots of bacon! ...and if you drop a dime bag into it ...I'm gonna pepper spray your little ball sack!

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Love it when you talk dirty. I wouldnt waste my good weed on some stupid pig though. So you dont have much to worry about that. Hopefully some methed out gangbanger will give you what you deserve one day.
 
denver

I try to be as fair as possible. Therefore, the street cop or the detective or the prosectuing attorney are all the same to me. All are in law enforcement, and i have been told stuff is not priority enough. I commended the people on honesty and *****ed them out for not doing anything. Like i said, i try to be fair.


jfly
i do believe you are crossing the line on your posts. just my opinion.

tim
 
Love it when you talk dirty. I wouldnt waste my good weed on some stupid pig though. So you dont have much to worry about that. Hopefully some methed out gangbanger will give you what you deserve one day.

What? The gang banger would shoot you in the a$$ over a bad drug transaction between the 2 of you! That would be great news that I deserve...you aren't so self-serving after all! Thanks! :beer;


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The funniest thing is that guy kind of looks like J-Knat, wearing the beanie and sunglasses and all. I'll bet J-Knat is actually a delivery boy.
 
Honestly, if I was stuck making pizza's half the night I'd be firing it up quite a bit too. I burnt a lot of fatties back in the day like a lot of people but decided that making pizzas when I was 30 or 40 or 50 or 60 was not where I wanted to be doing, so I gave it up. I do still have a couple friends or acquaintances as they are becoming, that still smoke a lot. It's interesting to watch as people's lives diverge as they make different choices. Being a middle aged or senior pothead is not going to be nearly as much fun as it was when you were 22. Most people grow out of it eventually. Burn one for me while you're flipping that dough.
 
Denver,
The cop did apologize. He explained what he saw and I understood that from his perspective it looked like he saw it. No worries.

J-fly: you're acting like a loser. grow up.
 
The funniest thing is that guy kind of looks like J-Knat, wearing the beanie and sunglasses and all. I'll bet J-Knat is actually a delivery boy.

How much you wanna bet little piggie. I would love to take a cops money, instead of them taking mine for once. I wish i was a delivery boy, im tired of managing. Delivering is fun. My driving record is too bad though. Soon i will be the owner, and you will still be workin for the man. :beer;
 
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How much you wanna bet little piggie. I would love to take a cops money, instead of them taking mine for once. I wish i was a delivery boy, im tired of managing. Delivering is fun. My driving record is too bad though. Soon i will be the owner, and you will still be workin for the man. :beer;

Congrats on soon becoming a pizza franchise owner......major cash flow I'm sure. Can you deliver to the forum ride? You might want to send your possy though...
 
How much you wanna bet little piggie. I would love to take a cops money, instead of them taking mine for once. I wish i was a delivery boy, im tired of managing. Delivering is fun. My driving record is too bad though. Soon i will be the owner, and you will still be workin for the man. :beer;

Ahhhh my eyes are swelling up for happiness for you! Little pizza delivery boy worked his way up to big time pizza manager and will be the owner some day! WOW, you are living the dream! ....hey soyf*cker I think we may have shared a fridge at one time....don't know how that happened? :confused:

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