Sounds kinda like an incident that happened to me when I was a freshman in college. I lived with a guy that new a bunch of baseball player and he invited me to a party at the “baseball” house one night. Well I usually had multiple options to choose from when it came to where I wanted to hang out (which usually ended up being a buds garage watching slednecks, drinking beer, and wrenchin on sleds or bikes…man I miss those days) but this weekend a lot of people where out of town and I wasn’t about to waste my freshman weekend sitting in my small a** dorm playing PS2. So I rolled into the party by my lonesome, got ahold of my roommate to find out he was on a beer run, no prob I can mingle. Recognized a kid I knew from high school and talked with him awhile, he left and I was back to chillin by myself. A cute blonde caught my eye so I started talking to her. She ended up being a younger sister (freshman as well) to a girl that was dating an older dude who was on the baseball team. Being badass baseball player he was shooting me looks because I was talking to his gfs younger sister. So he came over and asked me who I was and what I was doing there. I didn’t like his tone so I asked him who he was, what he was doing there, and if he lived there. He informed me he was the starting short stop of the sdsu baseball team and that it was his “best” bud Gregs house. I don’t like to disrespect people that put on parties but since this guy was just a friend of a host I had no respect for him. Since I was in a house full of baseball players without backup from my roommate I ignored the dude and went on chatting it up with this girl. Well her older sis started butting into the convo a bit later and before you know it I had both sisters eating out of the palm of my hand. This didn’t make short stop dude very happy and he let me know that by pouring a beer on my head while I was talking to them. His gf called him a di*k and walked away, her sis called him an a** and also walked away. This made him even madder because I don’t think that was the reaction he was expecting. I had a few seconds to weigh my options; first my roommate was not there yet so I did not have a fellow friend of a ball player to cool things down. This guy already had 4 buddies on call just waiting to make a move, and he was looking me down waiting for my reaction. I’m not a very big guy, 150 lbs wet and 5’ 9”, but I work out every day, have the reaction time of a cheetah (ok that might be stretching it a bit) and have raced a number of races with a number of broken bones waiting the season out to get fixed….this guy was sporting a gauze over a strawberry on his elbow, so I knew I had toughness on my side. My first thought was to put my tail between my legs and just leave, go get changed and call up the younger sis since I already scored some digits, but then I would have looked like a ***** to the 50+ people at the party….. I was about to get in this guys face when one of his buddies starts getting in my face telling me to get lost and calling me a bunch of names since he was a tough guy, I was just soaking it all in when out of nowhere short stop dude clocked me blindside in the jaw. Next thing I knew I was on the ground getting kicked and punched by 5 guys. I was so pissed that it didn’t really hurt; I was more embarrassed than anything. After the Rodney King beating came to a stop I picked myself up and headed for the door. I would have called the cops but I was 19 and drunk and had a $2000 scholarship that would have been taken away if I would have gotten a minor (and trust me, cops in Brookings will give you a minor no matter what the circumstance). About a week later still bruised and embarrassed and after talking to my roommate asking where the hell he was at and learning said dudes where douches and no one liked them anyway, I started to get more and more pissed about how it all went down. It was a good month later and it was water under the bridge when I saw the kid that started it all and sucker punched me in the cafeteria. I kept my distance and let him finish eating and followed him from the café. He went back to his room and since people’s names are listed on their room I now had his room number and full name. I called the UPD office saying I was Brad from Young Hall room 214 and that me and my roommate got our parking passes mixed up and I needed to know what my number was. The lady working at the station didn’t think twice about giving me his parking pass number. With that information in hand I set out on some reconnaissance. To my delight he drove a new yellow monte carlo with plates that read “sdsu bb”complete with a sdsu baseball team sticker in his window with his name and number on it. Night one his valve steams malfunctioned, night two his windshield wipers disappeared, night three someone pissed on his door handle, night four his taillights broke, nights five thru 25 the heat was on and he started parking his car in another parking lot that was better lit and in view from his dorm room. Night 26 his tires got cut somehow and a key ran across his driver’s side. Now I admit that effing with someone’s car is pretty low but hey if you’re gonna sucker punch me and then kick the chit out of me with 4 of your buddies while I’m on the ground then prepare to get f*cked with. About 3 months after this all took place I ran into the cute blonde from the original night, start talking to her, explained what happened, told her I never called her because my phone was destroyed while 5 guys kicked the chit out of me, and walked with her while we were on our way to our next class. In this time I learned that short stop cheated on her older sister and slaped her when she broke up with him, that she has a restraining order on him, that he was kicked off the bb team because he tested positive for roids, has not worked out a day since and became soft and moody, and to top it all off had a small package and was horrible in the sac. With this info I was all giddy to run into this guy at a party and put him in his place. Unfortunately the school year was winding down and I had not seen short stop since my visit with cute blonde and with finals coming up my party days where pretty slim. The day before my first final walking across rotunda green I spot short stop walking right towards me, as we got closer I started to pick his worthless a** apart and by the time he noticed me staring him down I was all worked up and ready to go. He glanced at me long enough to notice my eyes were locked on him, his second glace registered and he knew exactally who I was. He gave me this cocky smile and I B lined over to him and started asking him where his crew was. I left no time for ***** talk and started telling him how I nailed his ex last weekend and how she laughed at the thought of how bad he was. This got him pissed enough to come at me, which was perfect. I don’t know if any of you have ever seen the crusty demon’s of dirt movie when Jake Windham demonstrates how to throat chop someone while taking the back of their knee out with your heel at the same time…. if not watch it some time. As he came within striking distance I executed that move perfectly which sent him to the ground flat on his back in about .21 seconds. I walked away to the sound of his gasping for air probably due to the combo of the throat chop and getting the wind knocked out of him. Ever since then I no longer feel embarrassed about getting the crap kicked out of me by 5 roided out base ball players.
blind sided at a party (sorry i have to vent)
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Car antenna...
You get hit with a car antenna and you never forget it. So I've heard.
Cajun, the damage is done. No point in hunting this guy down. If he tries a repeat performance either stand your ground and take your lumps from the wild bunch or call the cops. In this PC society it doesn't matter to the cops who is right or wrong, unless you have a bunch of impartial witnesses the guy with the fewest lumps is going to the can. I'm guessing you are under 25? Last thing you want to do is get caught up in the legal system.
You get hit with a car antenna and you never forget it. So I've heard.
Cajun, the damage is done. No point in hunting this guy down. If he tries a repeat performance either stand your ground and take your lumps from the wild bunch or call the cops. In this PC society it doesn't matter to the cops who is right or wrong, unless you have a bunch of impartial witnesses the guy with the fewest lumps is going to the can. I'm guessing you are under 25? Last thing you want to do is get caught up in the legal system.
shoulda fought all of 'em... they sound like a bunch of puzzies... And Zach, jesus dood you must be bored!! Spose I am too for reading it!
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T-Bone
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You get hit with a car antenna and you never forget it. So I've heard.
Cajun, the damage is done. No point in hunting this guy down. If he tries a repeat performance either stand your ground and take your lumps from the wild bunch or call the cops. In this PC society it doesn't matter to the cops who is right or wrong, unless you have a bunch of impartial witnesses the guy with the fewest lumps is going to the can. I'm guessing you are under 25? Last thing you want to do is get caught up in the legal system.
Pretty much sums it up...
zach477, that was a novel! how long it take u to write that? anyways liked the story and it had me laughing.
You get hit with a car antenna and you never forget it. So I've heard.
Cajun, the damage is done. No point in hunting this guy down. If he tries a repeat performance either stand your ground and take your lumps from the wild bunch or call the cops. In this PC society it doesn't matter to the cops who is right or wrong, unless you have a bunch of impartial witnesses the guy with the fewest lumps is going to the can. I'm guessing you are under 25? Last thing you want to do is get caught up in the legal system.
yeah whip like action but hard and stiff like a rod.
chain is either rod stiff or wraps depending on how you hold it.
well....he said it
and if he doesnt have a sister....tap his mom
if she f**ks like he fights shouldnt take much and you wont even break a sweat....bring a cameraeither you fought then or its over now......
should have beat his azz or what ever damage you could have done to him. things have CHANGED HAHA. that would have never happened in the day. now its done and let it go...see him again and slug him.... stick out your hand to shake his...opposite your power hand as he goes to shake it slug him with all your might with other. dont even say a word to him. if he has friends they wont do crap.....slug him and slug the next guy too.....i just hope you have a strong haymaker.
fights happen one on a bunch. out smart them and hit them first. 9 out of 10 times the rest wont fight. always hit the tough guy first. usually the biggest. rest will back down unless he dosent fall. then your in trouble....take it like a man
THEN DO THE DARKO!!!!!!!
should have beat his azz or what ever damage you could have done to him. things have CHANGED HAHA. that would have never happened in the day. now its done and let it go...see him again and slug him.... stick out your hand to shake his...opposite your power hand as he goes to shake it slug him with all your might with other. dont even say a word to him. if he has friends they wont do crap.....slug him and slug the next guy too.....i just hope you have a strong haymaker.
fights happen one on a bunch. out smart them and hit them first. 9 out of 10 times the rest wont fight. always hit the tough guy first. usually the biggest. rest will back down unless he dosent fall. then your in trouble....take it like a man
THEN DO THE DARKO!!!!!!!
hit the enter key occasionally!
Apparently so.
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