A thread to post all the funny comments on here

[Bubba700]

So I got thinkin, there are a ton of funny one liners people come up with on Snowest. So I decided we need to Have a thread dedicated to them Post the comment and who the Poster was:

"Telling him to not ride alone is like telling your daughter that condoms are a bad idea after she's already having sex."-Mountain Horse here is a to ya, thats a gooder

 

[EastcapeAngler]

" If worms had machine guns, the birds wouldn't fugg with them".

 

[J-Roc]

This ain't my first canoe trip...

 

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can't remember the whole quote, but it was fbomb posting in a thread where someone said that safety vests weren't needed since they cost to much, they would be fine with a roost deflector. The line went something like this,

I don't see why anyone would buy condems when you can get a 50 sandwhich bags for a dollar and they felt better anyways.

I know someone has the exact quote as the sig line.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

"Remember who you are, & don't ever let it get you down!" ( Think about that one fer a sec)

 

[Bubba700]

can't remember the whole quote, but it was fbomb posting in a thread where someone said that safety vests weren't needed since they cost to much, they would be fine with a roost deflector. The line went something like this,

I don't see why anyone would buy condems when you can get a 50 sandwhich bags for a dollar and they felt better anyways.

I know someone has the exact quote as the sig line.

Yea that quote was priceless, read it to my roomates and had them rolling on the floor!

 

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Yea that quote was priceless, read it to my roomates and had them rolling on the floor!

i know he had others in that post as well. Pretty much anything fbomb types when someone says they don't need protective gear is gonna be priceless.

 

[Supplicate]

Helmets? OSHA approved hard hats are sure easier to put on and off and mighty comfortable! The cost savings is certainly notable. For that matter my old high school football helmet would be even better....Hey!

Seat belts are so uncomfortable so I just use rope. Home Depot had a sale.

I don't need an avy beacon cause I already have a cell phone and "DUH" it has a ringer. My buddies can just call me if I get burried and I'll tell them were I'm at!

I don't know why people spend all that money on contraceptives. I get 150 sandwich bags for 89 cents. Lighter, more comfortable, and way cheaper!

Like the commercial says.....

DON't BE A DUMMY

Buy an ISR approved protective riding vest!

funniest post I've read in a while

 

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thanks for finding that supp. my paraphrasing just didn't due justice

 

[EastcapeAngler]

That's funny stuff supp.

 

[WC820]

the other day at work I asked my general manager, (suit and tie type Puppet)
"what do ya know Jay?"
he comes back with
"It takes a big cat to fu<K a dog! I know that."

I was totally rolling! never expected that outta him.

 

[IMSICK]

the other day at work I asked my general manager, (suit and tie type Puppet)
"what do ya know Jay?"
he comes back with
"It takes a big cat to fu<K a dog! I know that."

I was totally rolling! never expected that outta him.

Not that big of a cat.....

 

[WC820]

Someone posted

"Nitrous on a sled is like a Hot chick with an STD! You just hit it anyway and hope for the best!"


Classic

 

[J-Roc]

I think it was "Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD. You know you want to hit it. You're just afraid of the consequences"....

 

[H2SNOW]

"Money can't buy ya love .....It'll just rent you some " one of my favs

 

[Wacky Wally]

So I got thinkin, there are a ton of funny one liners people come up with on Snowest. So I decided we need to Have a thread dedicated to them Post the comment and who the Poster was:

"Telling him to not ride alone is like telling your daughter that condoms are a bad idea after she's already having sex."-Mountain Horse here is a to ya, thats a gooder

Two of my favorites.

(1) Procrastination is like Masturbation, it feels good at the time, but in the end your still F***ing yourself.

(2) Fat Chick's are like Mopeds, their fun to ride until your friends find out.

 

[hoss]

I may live on stupid street, but my house is the first not the last

 

[khaddon2110]

Don't remember who posted it but never have words been more true to live by!


"When sharing a hotel room bed on a sledding trip, it is OK to sleep 'POLE to POLE, or HOLE to HOLE, But never POLE to HOLE"

 

[Bubba700]

Don't remember who posted it but never have words been more true to live by!


"When sharing a hotel room bed on a sledding trip, it is OK to sleep 'POLE to POLE, or HOLE to HOLE, But never POLE to HOLE"

That was a funny azz thread last spring! If I remember right there were some suggestions to just go to bed in a man thong and then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone sharing the bed with you.

 

[Supplicate]

I think it was "Nitrous is like a hot chick with an STD. You know you want to hit it. You're just afraid of the consequences"....

yep, that was an awesome thread