A thread to post all the funny comments on here

[shortstop20]

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it's just WRONG!"

 

[skibreeze]

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it's just WRONG!"

That's funny.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

(Denis Leary quote). " I take my music serious. I loved Stevie Ray Vaughn.. Stevie's dead & we can't get bon jovi in a helicopter!"

 

[crestview]

I saw on a bumper sticker to get back at tree huggers...

"When all the trees are gone I will wipe with a spotted owl"

 

[Bubba700]

Is the guy going to run out and buy a sled? Doubt it. Does he get a chubby from the smell of 2stroke smoke? Probably not. Bagger. ( talkin bout a greenie) bought blew mtn dew out my nose when I read this!

 

[EastcapeAngler]

(bumper sticker about swerving to avoid critters) "I can't justify totalling a $40,000 truck to save a 20 cent cat!"

 

[AkHockey10]

LOL! ^^^

one of my favs...

"If you talk too ******, he'll say the 900 rmk is the best thing since sliced bread!"

 

[94fordguy]

Is the guy going to run out and buy a sled? Doubt it. Does he get a chubby from the smell of 2stroke smoke? Probably not. Bagger. ( talkin bout a greenie) bought blew mtn dew out my nose when I read this!

BWAHAhahahahahaha

 

[Turtlehead]

Now this is funny !!!!!!!! http://www.snowest.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58740

But I do feel kinda bad for J&L Snowhawk

 

[SXI Pro]

a man walks into the bar sits down and says bartender give me 3 shots of JD, the bartender pours them and the man woofs em down. bartender says bad day huh? the man replies yeah i just found out my son is gey
a week later the man walks in says bartender give me 6 shots of JD, bartender says another bad day? man says yeah i just found out my other son is gey. another week later the man walks in says bartender give me 9 shots of JD, bartender says geez doesnt anyone in your familt eat pvssy?
man says yeah my daughter

 

[crestview]

A woman patrol officer pulls a man over for a dui. She says to him anything you say can and will be hled against you. The man yells TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[oregunrmk]

Who was it that compared snow to parts of the female anatomy?.

 

[tech a]

"only users lose drugs"

seen on the back of a vw bus in Oregon....

 

[deadcat]

"You have been misinformed . That right there is POO ."

 

[TAV]

i like toast!

 

[sortastock]

Now, if your thrust wasn't tied to the surface as in your experiement but rather independent of the surface (as with an airplane) and as in this experiment the speed of the conveyor will always match the forward speed (as measured at the wheels) you get zero net movement and therefore will not take offf.

 

[sldgy]

“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.”

 

[Bubba700]

"Hahaha, I can hear the azzholes slam shut from here! If you could get something like that passed I'll bet it would get so quiet you could hear a spotted owl fart!" by bagger. Man he is a funny cuss I end up rolling every time I read one of his posts. I mean honestly who says stuff like that?

 

[Nate]

“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.”

Matt Groening?

 

[sldgy]

Matt Groening?

YEP!