you guys that "my wife says I have to"

[Jaynelson]

I work at a car dealership and that crap drives me insane....

"Gotta check with the wife"
"Looking for something for my wife"
"I have to run these numbers by my wife"

If your wife is part of the decision.....BRING HER! Even the tough guys who think the wife isn't part of a large decision are only kidding themselves.

Dudes over the age of 28 on the car lot without a woman in sight are the kiss of death. "Does your wife know you're here sir?" Be honest......

 

[tudizzle]

There was a car dealership around here with a huge banner across the front that read

"I ALREADY CHECKED WITH YOUR WIFE AND SHE SAID IT WAS OK"

lol



of course if you can't close when someone throws that out.....you probably shouldn't be selling cars

 

[coyoteman]

One thing I have learned in my years of being married is that it is way easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

 

[Mafesto]

I work at a car dealership and that crap drives me insane....

"Gotta check with the wife"
"Looking for something for my wife"
"I have to run these numbers by my wife"

If your wife is part of the decision.....BRING HER! Even the tough guys who think the wife isn't part of a large decision are only kidding themselves.

Dudes over the age of 28 on the car lot without a woman in sight are the kiss of death. "Does your wife know you're here sir?" Be honest......

Tell the customer....."Bring in your wife & we'll dicker".

 

[Jaynelson]

Tell the customer....."Bring in your wife & we'll dicker".

LOL......I'll take ways to get punched for $1000 Alex?

There was a car dealership around here with a huge banner across the front that read

"I ALREADY CHECKED WITH YOUR WIFE AND SHE SAID IT WAS OK"

lol



of course if you can't close when someone throws that out.....you probably shouldn't be selling cars

That's awesome...

People who are actually looking for "the wife" bring "the wife." People who are killing time during junior's soccer game use "the wife" as an excuse. Generally how it goes.

 

[WyoBoy1000]

I have been with my wife for 23 years married for 13 and I gave up along time ago....she is constantly telling me what/how/when to do something....it never ends!

A few examples...

Winter is just around the corner...your going to need a sled and I mean "NEW" not some beat up new to you sled.

I see you are putting the sleds away for the year...how about picking up a new fifth wheel so we can enjoy summer just as much.

I see your friend got a new boat....you should probably get one so you guys can hang on the lake.

I feel much better with you at home with kids rather then dumping them off at some strangers...you just stay home and enjoy the kids...I'll work extra hard so we have all the money to get what you guys need.




blah blah blah.....I swear she never quits!!!!!

I thought that was expected when married to a dancer, lol

I work at a car dealership

That explains a lot.


One of my buddies, just got married and is not real good with money, but after his wife watched him dumping money into his old iron he stops by and tells me out of no where his wife calls him and says he is approved for $8000 toward a sled. He must have figured out something.

I bought my tm8 with cash and she never found out until the season was more than half over, when she did and got pi$$ed, I just said, its paid for what are you worried about. She couldn't really dispute it, and she paused long enough for me to leave the room. It also helped that she needed it to get to our house.

 

[WyoBoy1000]

nope /\.youll be holding a purse,have no money and ride a used stock sled.

Correction

 

[snowmobiler]

in a recent poll skidoo riders are the manly men.and the arctic cat,polaris riders needed to ask permission from their wifes to go riding.

 

[turbolover]

in a recent poll skidoo riders are the manly men.and the arctic cat,polaris riders needed to ask permission from their wifes to go riding.

And then snowmobiler woke and said "Yes Dear"

 

[PJ-Hunter]

I have been with my wife for 23 years married for 13 and I gave up along time ago....she is constantly telling me what/how/when to do something....it never ends!

A few examples...

Winter is just around the corner...your going to need a sled and I mean "NEW" not some beat up new to you sled.

I see you are putting the sleds away for the year...how about picking up a new fifth wheel so we can enjoy summer just as much.

I see your friend got a new boat....you should probably get one so you guys can hang on the lake.

I feel much better with you at home with kids rather then dumping them off at some strangers...you just stay home and enjoy the kids...I'll work extra hard so we have all the money to get what you guys need.




blah blah blah.....I swear she never quits!!!!!

Not everybody is that lucky. Isn't she a DR? Last I checked that paid a touch better than a cop. LOL.

 

[cubby]

I laugh when my friends say things like that. I might be the only one that does it like this but my money is mine and hers is hers. We both have our own bills and as long as the water and lights are still on and the house isn't getting foreclosed on then we do as we wish with the rest.

 

[Jaynelson]

That explains a lot.

It definetly explains why I'm stuck at work and the rest of the damn world seems to be on summer holidays

 

[tudizzle]

Isn't she a DR?

nope....I wish!

Could have saved me alot of time in the ER

 

[Dogmeat]

Did this guy have to ask his wife "permission" to abolish slavery?

G R O W A P A I R ! ! !

 

[RMK7SledHead]

Did this guy have to ask his wife "permission" to abolish slavery?

Probably didn't have to...it was her idea. He just said "yes dear" and made it happen.

 

[kbl6z]

Did this guy have to ask his wife "permission" to abolish slavery?

G R O W A P A I R ! ! !

That's just fricking hilarious right there.

 

[snowmobiler]

abe rode skidoos

 

[MARV1]

One of my employees answers to his wife of just over a month, has been doing it since he first stuck it in her, lmfao! Poor guy doesn't have a clue that no pu$$y is that good.

 

[kbl6z]

One of my employees answers to his wife of just over a month, has been doing it since he first stuck it in her, lmfao! Poor guy doesn't have a clue that no pu$$y is that good.

No pu$$y is ever that good! Some guys just need to grow a pair.

 

[Jay]

I can go snowmobiling anytime I want to...... I just have to phone home and see if I want to.