It really was time to just take matters into my own hands, and strip the factory legalese from my new sled, and replace the stupid warning labels with something more appropriate, so I did. The photo is poor quality, but it shows my home-made stickers on my M8. For what it might be worth - it does make me go faster and higher and farther....
2007 M8 cockpit instrumentation templates
Left side reads:
"There is nothing any attorney on earth can do to get you out of the kind of trouble this snowmobile is capable of getting you into. Should you encounter abnormally high difficulties and find it too perilous to continue, please hit the “CREW EJECT” button on the right control panel, and step off the machine. Have a nice day."
Right side reads:
"This sled is equipped with the “PPOP” Automatic Panic - PunchOUT - Prayer emergency response activation device. Upon activation of the “EJECT” button, the PPOP system automatically transmits the last known position of the sled at the time of Panic. Those PANIC COORDINATES are then transmitted via satellite to Nuns who are standing watch at Our Lady of Perpetual Suffering Catholic Convent in Newark, New Jersey. This will initiate an immediate high-intensity prayer response, focused by the Nuns onto the Lat/Long coordinates of the GPS LKP. After that, you’re pretty much on your own. DO NOT TEST DEVICE! (It is only good for one-time usage.)"
I took one of those big red buttons that they sell in Staples, "THAT WAS EASY", and reworked it so it reads "CREW EJECT" and siliconed it to the top of the gas cap, so it sits right there in front of you. I got a better camera since this pic was taken, so I should just take a decent picture of the whole thing..... whatever.
As ever
Stovey
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Klim
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tears reading this post.
