The sister in-law yah just cant stand..you have one?

[skibreeze]

ha ha ha!! you got beat by a girl!







sorry tim, i had to say it.
I cannot believe you didn't let her have it.

That one made me laugh pretty good.

BTW, I have a sister in law that is a worthless POS, but she is @ 2,000 miles away and I will rarely if ever have to see her.

 

[Gaz]

i hate all my family on her side

I know just how you feel.

 

[ouch]

Well she is family so, If i was in your exact situation you just have to be the bigger "man" and tell her some things to make that B!!!! cry...
I hate people like that.
This weekend I was spending sometime with my g/f husbands' family.... wow.. So we end up watching some show called "cribs" (rich people showing the world how much better they are then everyone else..) and his family is well-off so as were watching the mother and daughter start cutting down the house on tv.. "our house is soo much nicer than that, maybe because its in ohio that what they think is nice..." this went on for a while.. i just laugh, cant stand that.

 

[xrated]

His exact words.............


"she can dish it out but cant take it, can you just not give her so much crap back"

then rip the hell out of him...that's how I get my B of a sister-in-law back. She can't take it and she hates when I rip on my brother...when she says something, I kindly remind her that this is how me and my brother have always been.(well by that I mean I've always found ways to needle my bro, it's just funner now that he's not the only one getting mad)

 

[triple]

I don't have that problem. My wife has 2 sisters and they are both hot.

 

[Himark]

That one made me laugh pretty good.

BTW, I have a sister in law that is a worthless POS, but she is @ 2,000 miles away and I will rarely if ever have to see her.

Yepp leave it to Coyote to call me out..LOL,

I am in same situation she is 2000 miles away so I try real hard to put up with it but her digs are constant. ie, everybody makes a velveta cheese mix dip for chips IMO. Well I made up some and one of there kids (girl 10 yrs) ate the crap outa it and she barked at her and said.....
"dont eat that, a responsible parent wouldnt make that for kids"

Im like WTF???? Poor kids have to follow the iron hand *****s's rules and it sux for them to.

So she is major anti meat eater, anti gun, anti-fireworks, anti motorcycle/atv/snowmobile pretty much anything that you have to put gas in or is fun..

with that said, I took off work tommorow to spend some time with my nieces and this is on the agenda,

Zoo in morning, afternoon of smoking pork ribs which smelling that all day will make ANYBODY a meat eater. mean while kids will have free reign of 4 wheeler and gator, after that some nice clay target shooting with my bro..wrapped up by all the fireworks the kids can handle. I figure if I can make the kids happy they will see that the ole Uncle Tim aint as bad a redneck as mom makes him out to be.

 

[xrated]

I don't have that problem. My wife has 2 sisters and they are both hot.

pics?

 

[coyoteman]

tim you want me to bring extra 4wheelers for the kids.

 

[POLZIN]

I think first of all you should point out the fact that "Educated People " like herself are the ones that have been running this nation in to toilet it is becoming.I cant stand "SMART" People. My ex sister in law was a crazy beotch but she is one of the Fanatical bible thumper hypocrits that think there poop smells better than everyone elses . When the wife and I split It sure was satisfing to share my true feelings with the inlaws !

 

[Killerk]

Its hard to give advise with so little to go on.
We are gonna need pics of said sister in law, the less clothes the better.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

Dude, if they got a good marriage (what your bro considers not you) then your chit outta luck

your gonnna loose no matter what you do, so suck it up and be the better man. Fightin with a chick is a looser, specially one married to your bro.


She's obviously gotten to you, so that encourages her..just don't let anything she does bother you in any way, and she'll realize you don't even care enough to hate her properly. Once your properly in that groove her snideness won't carry any weight, and might even amuse you.

 

[jscanga]

I think first of all you should point out the fact that "Educated People " like herself are the ones that have been running this nation in to toilet it is becoming.I cant stand "SMART" People. My ex sister in law was a crazy beotch but she is one of the Fanatical bible thumper hypocrits that think there poop smells better than everyone elses . When the wife and I split It sure was satisfing to share my true feelings with the inlaws !

Hey-not all us egg heads are dumb @zzes! Just most of us!

Great idea with the wildlife, hog fat, 4-wheelin' and firearms! There is one thing that every parent can't stop kids from doing and that is having FUN!

 

[Scott]

Better post pics of her on the internet.

 

[Tree Boss]

I have a sister in law who is constantly trying to prove she is better then you. Luckily she isn't anti god who hates anything that has to do with the word fun, like your sister in law but she can do it better faster and smoother then anyone out there just ask her.

She is a cowgirl when it's convenient, even though she hasn't rode her horse in 3 years, my dad would feed it and water it when she had it up here at his house. She is a snowmobiler even though she hasn't rode since my brother started dating her almost 8 years ago. So when we start to talk snowmobling all she can talk about is how incredible her Uncle and dad can ride because I brought it to her attention that she hasn't rode since my brother came along.

We get along like cats and dogs and I think we both enjoy giving each other chit. I wouldn't have it any other way, she is crazy but that's what happens when you date a 16 year old and marry her out of high school. They stay in high school even though she is 24 now. She thinks I hate her but I don't, just be clever with what you have to say when she says somethin smart azz,

 

[frock]

Zoo in morning, afternoon of smoking pork ribs which smelling that all day will make ANYBODY a meat eater. mean while kids will have free reign of 4 wheeler and gator, after that some nice clay target shooting with my bro..wrapped up by all the fireworks the kids can handle. I figure if I can make the kids happy they will see that the ole Uncle Tim aint as bad a redneck as mom makes him out to be.

Himark' that is a brilliant move right there. When your nieces learn how much fun redneck is they may be a lot more inclined to not turn out like mom.

 

[POLZIN]

I have a sister in law who is constantly trying to prove she is better then you. Luckily she isn't anti god who hates anything that has to do with the word fun, like your sister in law but she can do it better faster and smoother then anyone out there just ask her.

She is a cowgirl when it's convenient, even though she hasn't rode her horse in 3 years, my dad would feed it and water it when she had it up here at his house. She is a snowmobiler even though she hasn't rode since my brother started dating her almost 8 years ago. So when we start to talk snowmobling all she can talk about is how incredible her Uncle and dad can ride because I brought it to her attention that she hasn't rode since my brother came along.

We get along like cats and dogs and I think we both enjoy giving each other chit. I wouldn't have it any other way, she is crazy but that's what happens when you date a 16 year old and marry her out of high school. They stay in high school even though she is 24 now. She thinks I hate her but I don't, just be clever with what you have to say when she says somethin smart azz,

Holy shat! Your Sister in law is my ex wife !! but I do hate the beotch!

 

[blue fluff]

Yepp leave it to Coyote to call me out..LOL,

I am in same situation she is 2000 miles away so I try real hard to put up with it but her digs are constant. ie, everybody makes a velveta cheese mix dip for chips IMO. Well I made up some and one of there kids (girl 10 yrs) ate the crap outa it and she barked at her and said.....
"dont eat that, a responsible parent wouldnt make that for kids"

Im like WTF???? Poor kids have to follow the iron hand *****s's rules and it sux for them to.

So she is major anti meat eater, anti gun, anti-fireworks, anti motorcycle/atv/snowmobile pretty much anything that you have to put gas in or is fun..

with that said, I took off work tommorow to spend some time with my nieces and this is on the agenda,

Zoo in morning, afternoon of smoking pork ribs which smelling that all day will make ANYBODY a meat eater. mean while kids will have free reign of 4 wheeler and gator, after that some nice clay target shooting with my bro..wrapped up by all the fireworks the kids can handle. I figure if I can make the kids happy they will see that the ole Uncle Tim aint as bad a redneck as mom makes him out to be.

I can't believe she'd condescend to you about the cheese dip. What a self-described elitist pig.

Your plans for the afternoon are brilliant. They ought to kill two birds with one stone. 1) She'll be so pissed that she won't come anymore and 2) you'll be the kids' favorite (just make sure your nieces actually want to do that stuff and no one gets hurt or injured)

Can WE come????

 

[m8magicandmystery]

You can,t win...the first woman on this planet screwed it all up for mankind...!!!...listening to a snake and not being able to keep her chumpers from that apple......just remind her of that...!!!!

 

[m8magicandmystery]

This weekend I was spending sometime with my g/f husbands' family.... .

 

[SLEDIOT]

Actually its the brother in law I dont like. And I think his nose is still bleeding............