The sister in-law yah just cant stand..you have one?

[Himark]

SO I had to spend the weekend with a sister-in-law that reminds me why I like all you good ole boys. She has a masters degree and is a teacher at University in Wa. and reminds me of that constantly.


Weekend starts I have not seen her in two years. She reminds me I am from "Hickman" neb. with the most snaughty of enuendo. Then she tells me how we are all ****in up the planet with snowmobiliing etc. etc. I remind her my carbon footprint is smaller her than theres. We go bowling and she ends up beating me by 2 pins..She gloats to NO end, I remind her thats "pretty good for a girl" <-----just trying to get back at her. Its a total failure. I have gone to my end trying to be nice to this women. She acts like shes more cultured more educated and most likely she is but fact is she is still a ****in IDIOT. She has NO clue about real life. Her husband (my bro) has shirt tailed her right outta small town USA into higher things and she still looks at us all like she was born there. I am tired of being the nice guy putting forth the effort to be the better person. I am ready to throw in the towel and make the most snaughty, gutt jabbing, demeaning comments to get even with this *****. I am not normally like this but think its the ONLY way. Any of you have "family" like this?

 

[HawkShot99]

Have you talked to your brother?

 

[Himark]

Have you talked to your brother?

His exact words.............


"she can dish it out but cant take it, can you just not give her so much crap back"

 

[maddog21]

jeez that sucks.
my sister in law is wonderful. love her. she dated my brother for about 3 years and all of my families know her very well. they just got married last june.

 

[carguy]

I once said to my sister in law, at best our relationship is going to be turbulent.

 

[Blu Du]

i hate all my family on her side

 

[Blu Du]

your at 10,000 by the way

 

[Mafesto]

When the opportunity arrises, simply bring up how most of his previous girlfriends have really kept their "youthful" figures.
She'll just love that!

 

[Nate]

Tell her if she doesn't shut up you'll ball up your fist and give her a clam slam. Because that's how we do it on this end of the mountain

 

[Bkinz]

Rip her a NEW ONE!!!

 

[BowSheet]

Well, you should refuse to have sex with her. That will show her. Other than that, I got nuthin.

 

[mxracer328]

backhands

 

[yammadog]

Well, you should refuse to have sex with her. That will show her. Other than that, I got nuthin.

LOL...that'll show her....I was thinking of just pulling out your junk and asking her what it tasted like, in her educated opinion...??!!

People that like to be heard and think others are listening love hearing the reply..."what?"....you could give her a whole day of that and just black out everytime she talks to you....or just tell her outright, set her straight and get on with life......or have a few beers and then pee on her.....

 

[Yamahamod]

Whats up Mark. Remember when we met up and rode the ears together a few few years ago?

Your not alone on the sistr in law thing. Just ignore her. Don't give her the time a day. You will just have to practice your bowling skills and whoop that *****es a$$ next time and rub that sh!t in.

 

[Yamahamod]

When the opportunity arrises, simply bring up how most of his previous girlfriends have really kept their "youthful" figures.
She'll just love that!

Perfect and Evil!

 

[shortstop20]

His exact words.............


"she can dish it out but cant take it, can you just not give her so much crap back"

Then there's only one solution, give her crap until she cries. She'll be mad for a while but she'll never bug you again.

 

[ccoleman77]

Is she cute? Does she make your brother happy? Does she treat him well? If the answers are yes just be a gentleman! It sucks but think of the situation it puts your brother in if you're a jerk... If the answer is no C.u.n.t Punt that bich to the moon!

 

[SAWYER]

I've got a doucher for a brother in law. He thought it was ok to yell at my mom once. He couldn't talk real well for about a week after that so i think he learned. Maybe try that, just beat the chit out of her

 

[Sturgis Sledder]

When the opportunity arrises, simply bring up how most of his previous girlfriends have really kept their "youthful" figures.
She'll just love that!

Holy Crap, now that's a gooder, seriously put her on mute, just ignore (tune out) everything she says, if you've got something to say it doesn't matter if her yap is moving just start talking, act like she's not even there, she seems smart enough to get the clue.

 

[coyoteman]

ha ha ha!! you got beat by a girl!







sorry tim, i had to say it.
I cannot believe you didn't let her have it.