The October 30K Max Thread

[AkHockey10]

Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed with him, and said that she felt that we must destroy our enemies.
Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?"

 

[AkHockey10]

A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.

 

[AkHockey10]

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

 

[AkHockey10]

A budget is something we go without to stay within.

 

[AkHockey10]

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. (Henry Ford)

I like that one ^^

 

[AkHockey10]

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

 

[Puddy Tat]

posty just to post

 

[Puddy Tat]

post

 

[AkHockey10]

A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)

 

[Puddy Tat]

post

 

[AkHockey10]

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

 

[Puddy Tat]

Just another post

 

[AkHockey10]

A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.

 

[AkHockey10]

Just another post

i like your avatar!

 

[AkHockey10]

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

 

[AkHockey10]

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

 

[AkHockey10]

A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless.

 

[AkHockey10]

Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune.

~ William James

 

[AkHockey10]

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

 

[AkHockey10]

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.