The October 30K Max Thread

[AkHockey10]

3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given.

 

[Twostroke]

posting

 

[AkHockey10]

43% of all statistics are worthless.

 

[AkHockey10]

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

 

[Twostroke]

agains

 

[AkHockey10]

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

 

[AkHockey10]

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

 

[AkHockey10]

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

 

[AkHockey10]

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

 

[AkHockey10]

I got these in an email..sometime ago......not these but these....

 

[AkHockey10]

a PM not an email...

 

[Twostroke]

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

...

 

[AkHockey10]

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.

 

[AkHockey10]

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

 

[AkHockey10]

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there

 

[AkHockey10]

...

i thunk that was funny..

 

[AkHockey10]

Ability is what you're capable of doing...

 

[AkHockey10]

Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.

 

[AkHockey10]

A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.

 

[AkHockey10]

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"
The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet."