texts from last night

[Jeff C]

(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period



Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Abominab1e]

thats new to me. wifes give blo w jobs ?

Not often you know what the best part of one is after you're married? The 5 minutes of silence.

 

[Gaz]

This one makes me laugh: When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.