Lite rides ride this season. . .
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i got a 900 triple, it and i meet every thing but the 159 but if i get a date i can have that by then!!!
The 383 is back! Now I see where the boys at CMX get their R & D
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I would love to make it but I will be home protecting my berries.
You can take a needle and poke a hole in your oiler line and over time the "black goop" will accumulate in the bottom of the belly pan. Its important that the oil is added to the fresh bark and pine needles slowly. . .as it has to allow for time to chemically break down to get the right formulation. The end product can be used for many purposes as follows:
1) Dip about anything in it to make a great fire starter.
2) Rub a line of it under your eyes to greatly reduce snow glare.
3) Rub in on your zippers to keep them from sticking, or anything sticking to them.
4) Rub it on the sides of your machine to get gains of up to 20% more velocity when coming out of the other side of a big pine.
5) A buddy of mine rubbed some under his nose and he swears it made him a better rider.
With such a wonderful substance. . .I am sure that more uses will be discovered.
Oiling sysyem on a 383? Yah right... Has to be a premix sled being so light.
Fumunda oil FTW... Take out your Y-pipe/exhaust flange gaskets or loosten the bolts... Its a slow ooze and the heat helps it cure.
Then just scrape it fumunda the engine case to use in other areas.
Its supposed to work real good if you have a dry/cracked O-ring.
If you get a burning/itching sensation you may need an asshless oil.
Fumunda oil FTW... Take out your Y-pipe/exhaust flange gaskets or loosten the bolts... Its a slow ooze and the heat helps it cure.
Then just scrape it fumunda the engine case to use in other areas.
Its supposed to work real good if you have a dry/cracked O-ring.
If you get a burning/itching sensation you may need an asshless oil.
383, where in the hell do you come up with all this stuff? LMFAO, its good reading and its been a long summer.
Ahem..............
By virtue of my gawd-given forum name and highly redundant Lightweight Supremacy, I invoke the TEAM TALK executive right's of being "El Presidente" to receive an automatic frivolous entry to this shin-dig.
I will accept the accolades of dominating this monkey-fawk-event with only a 600cc 400 lb "Woman's Sled", but please, keep the endorsements, high praise, and allout sledgawd worshipping to a minimum please.
Where is my crown?........................
.............. and where the hell are my Slim Norris clothes???????????
By virtue of my gawd-given forum name and highly redundant Lightweight Supremacy, I invoke the TEAM TALK executive right's of being "El Presidente" to receive an automatic frivolous entry to this shin-dig.
I will accept the accolades of dominating this monkey-fawk-event with only a 600cc 400 lb "Woman's Sled", but please, keep the endorsements, high praise, and allout sledgawd worshipping to a minimum please.
Where is my crown?........................
.............. and where the hell are my Slim Norris clothes???????????
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You mean THESE clothes?
ROTFLMFAO Scotttty!
Good to have you back 383. It's nice to have some regulars that add to the spice of life....
You mean THESE clothes?
Good lord...I don't remember putting those nipples on, LMAO.
Count me in 383!! Always up for some good tree scraping!! I will bring my buddy, we love the trees!!
Good. . .you have come to the right place. . .make sure you bring a box tooth picks for the ride home. . .you will be digging out bark for hours. Good to hear from you!
Well Big John. . .as usual. . .you know that in the 383 camp. . .its all about the quality and not the quantity of the ride. . .its not the quantity of the miles of the ride. . .but the quality of the ride that matters. . .having said that. . .what we are attempting to do here is weed out the want-a-be's, the tunnel polishers, the whiners, the performance blingers, the parking lot posers, ditch bangers. . .the ones that think they can ride in the steep-n-deep. . .and get a group of guys together that come prepared with a pocket full of zip ties and are not afraid to use them. . .this will narrow the list down to an elite few. . .remember. . .the 383 National Reserve is not a place for good riders to become top guns. . .
man i way off my sled is 460 my track is only 155 and whats abs? i have a base rig probably about as affective
C’mon 383, you need to be more resourceful!! I don’t need any toothpicks, I will just use the splinters as I pull them from my arms!!
But what really hurts is jousting with tree branches. Most of the time I win and the shatter the tree branch, but occasionally I get ejected!! Gives me respect for Medieval Knights!! LOL
But what really hurts is jousting with tree branches. Most of the time I win and the shatter the tree branch, but occasionally I get ejected!! Gives me respect for Medieval Knights!! LOL
C’mon 383, you need to be more resourceful!! I don’t need any toothpicks, I will just use the splinters as I pull them from my arms!!
But what really hurts is jousting with tree branches. Most of the time I win and the shatter the tree branch, but occasionally I get ejected!! Gives me respect for Medieval Knights!! LOL
Nice. . .I can tell that you have ventured into the 3rd dimension. . .
wasatchrider man i way off my sled is 460 my track is only 155 and whats abs? i have a base rig probably about as affective
You don't know what a-b-s stands for? Glad I can help. Anal Blister Salve. . .come on man. . .most all of the top guns use it. . .your not ride'n hard enough if afterwords you don't need a good rub down with this stuff. Last I knew. . .Freak still has some left over from the last shoot out that we had. . .pm him for details. . .
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