Lite rides ride this season. . .

[priest lake rmk]

Is there a web site I can order some?

 

[Killerk]

I have a friend with conections in the salve department.
For him its bum darts... I assume when riding in the 3rd dimension the salve is needed because of the butt pucker?
At least you don't have to worry about splinters in that area since your puckered so tight.

Or could just be a trick to lure you into the 3rd dimension and the salve is for log riding?

 

[Scott]

...the salve is for log riding?

Perfect for PLRMK.

HAHAHA

 

[Beels]

You can take a needle and poke a hole in your oiler line and over time the "black goop" will accumulate in the bottom of the belly pan. Its important that the oil is added to the fresh bark and pine needles slowly. . .as it has to allow for time to chemically break down to get the right formulation. The end product can be used for many purposes as follows:

1) Dip about anything in it to make a great fire starter.
2) Rub a line of it under your eyes to greatly reduce snow glare.
3) Rub in on your zippers to keep them from sticking, or anything sticking to them.
4) Rub it on the sides of your machine to get gains of up to 20% more velocity when coming out of the other side of a big pine.
5) A buddy of mine rubbed some under his nose and he swears it made him a better rider.

With such a wonderful substance. . .I am sure that more uses will be discovered.

Oh man, I'm dyin' here......

 

[Scott]

 

[bushy]

Black goop + gasoline= ABS???

 

[Killerk]

BwaHahahahaha!

 

[Long Gone]

Scott, is this you at work???

 

[383lb800]

I have a friend with conections in the salve department.
For him its bum darts... I assume when riding in the 3rd dimension the salve is needed because of the butt pucker?
At least you don't have to worry about splinters in that area since your puckered so tight.

This ride will be the mother of all puckers. . .in fact I suggest those planning to go on this trip start pucker exercises in order to build up stamina in the pucker mussels. Some of you may suffer from what they call "prolonged pucker syndrome" or PPS. . .a condition often experienced in the 383 National Reserve. . .Freak still suffers from "nervous twitch pucker" or NTP. . .from coming down the hill backwards at the 383 shootout a few years ago.

Scott. . .you really have out done yourself with the Einstein thing. . .funny stuff. . .keep it coming. . .still awhile before snow. . .