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Lite rides ride this season. . .

Don't want a big group, just a select few. . .here are some minimum requirements:

1) Body weight no more than 210 lbs. . .lay off the gut bomb burritos. ..
2) 800cc min
3) Sled dry weight no more than 450.
4) No turbo's. . .no time for tweaking the flux capacitor. ..
5) 159 min track. . .unless the sled is under 450lbs. . .
6) No polished tunnels
7) Beacon & ABS required

That list narrows your search to ANYONE under 210 with a 163 " stock XP

SOOOOO Much for the select few...........:confused:
 
383 scared. . .I think it is becoming obvious that I am going to have to screen these applicants a little closer. . .maybe a DNA test to count the X and Y's. . .make sure they add up. I don't mind turbo's. . .I just like to ride rather than stopping to flip the fribulator, adjust the actuator, bang the back flow preventor and play with that little box all the time.

Why no polished tunnels?

Parking lot posers are great at burning cookies in the parking lot. . .but. . .when it comes to boondock'in in the 3rd demension. . .they are as useless as an Apex without a turbo. . .ya. . .that useless. For years its been thought that the unusual markings on the trees in the 383 National Reserve has been from one of those squawsnatches. . .or is it the sawsqwatches. . .what ever. . .you know what I mean. . .a ride with the 383 will leave your sled with a pine fresh scent. . .


Ha Ha Good to have ya back 383 miss some of the old posts.

I think yer pa's callin ya
 
That list narrows your search to ANYONE under 210 with a 163 " stock XP

SOOOOO Much for the select few...........:confused:

Maybe he needs a few more "resume" stipulations.... 8) Duct tape and epoxy shall make up no less than 5 of the pounds. 9) Hot-doggers are allowed, but they must be an actual hot dog stick hanging over the pipe. 10) Intake mods are allowed, but must utilize dryer vent hose only! J/K 383, good to see you back in form. Over the years my sled has started to take on some of that ole 383 character:)
 
good to see you back 383

you know, you never did take me up on a tree ride in north idaho. Where we got lots of trees. Why do you have to stick to that southern idaho stuff where trees don't grow? lol:)


tim
 
How did I miss this thread. So 383 youre not an Obama supporter are you? I dont know but those regulations sound like something a Marxist would lay out,,,, maybe its just me.... so he yeah why dont you just eliminate any sled that might smoke the sheet, or pantyhose, right off the 383kungpao special. I got another stipulation for ya,,,,, how about no rhino lined seats? later dude:beer;:)
 
I AM OUT FOR SURE! 900 RMK and I hit 210 at about 14 years old. Maybe you should call it "The 383 midget marathon ride"
 
I think you SHOULD call it the 383 Midget Ride 2009.



LMFAO.

ThistleDoo can make fliers.




Ohhhhh.....and........

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gotta luv the Vintage 383, I dunnowhy tho. LOL!:D

might hafta go into that deep dark black forest someday Scott...:eek:

lookie at that HuGE DNR. WOWE!:beer;
 
Scott,

Seeing those pics of the 383 in her prime brings a tear to my eye. . .much like she brings a pain to my crack when I have to trail ride. Since those pics and vids. . .my R&D department have up graded the rear suspension from a Yami to a Doo. . .replaced the 136X15X2 with a 144X16X2.5. . .had the polyps removed from the ports, a carb enlargement, reverse added to slow the descent, Rhino seat finally wore out and replaced with a Boss. . .the 2009 model will be sporting a new primary clutch and the annual few pop rivets and spot welds.

I am surprised that no one has ever pointed out the trick feature of having the a see through air box.

How did I miss this thread. So 383 youre not an Obama supporter are you? I dont know but those regulations sound like something a Marxist would lay out,,,, maybe its just me.... so he yeah why dont you just eliminate any sled that might smoke the sheet, or pantyhose, right off the 383kungpao special. I got another stipulation for ya,,,,, how about no rhino lined seats? later dude

Pantyhose on the air box is just fine. . .you just have to make sure the cotton panel is facing up in the right position. . .I am thinking of limiting the ride to those who have some sort of martial arts training. . .like a black belt in that kung poo stuff. . .or a level 3 Jewjitsu. . .with my ninja reflexes it would help the guys trying to follow my tracks to have these qualifications. ..
 
sure doo appreciate the photos of the sled-:eek:--have only heard the rumors :eek:but this brings it to light------thanks for sharing:beer;:beer; some reps for ya:)
 
I don't remember who made these....

Can't find the original...but I KNOW I have it somewhere.

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I guess "General" dosent always suck, what a stroll down memory lane. 382 (Im sure your new Boss seat saved a pound) I think you need to modify your specs for the ride for them with real talent and small blocks :face-icon-small-win Im sure with the kindling in the belly pan and the scratches everywhere I will qualify for the deep dark, with the rider my goat weighs in just over 600. 1cc per pound thats how I roll.:beer;
 
That list narrows your search to ANYONE under 210 with a 163 " stock XP

SOOOOO Much for the select few...........:confused:


Tried that last spring. If you think you can keep up with a stock 163" XP, bring a big fork to eat your humble pie, it won't come close. Oh, the red on your face won't be sunburn, it is embarrassment from being beat by such a ride (with the bad primary clutch).:face-icon-small-dis

Good to see ya back 383.
 
383 all I can say is this forum needs you.... LMAO!

btw my wife doesnt like me under 220lbs can I still follow? If nothing else Ill watch you breakin branches and bustin bark with the 383. I will also have a Kitty with a flux capaciter but I promise not to lift the hood. How about a half hilldrag half deep and dark day. We can call it the deep dark shootout. whaddya think?
 
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