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Lite rides ride this season. . .

Thats why I say this will be a select few. . .there were well over 200 sleds that showed up at the last ride. . .and I am concerned that if I took that many sleds into the 383 National Reserve. . .it could disrupt the eco system. For those who can go. . .this maybe their first experience of a ride in the 3rd dimension. . .therefore. . .I have to be careful who goes as it runs the risk of overdosing. . .which can have life long side effects.

No problem... I will head the other 194 stalk 454+ class on the outskirts of the 3rd dimension.
May have to be after january when the banks are tall enough to climb in the parking lots!
I think I would have a bad trip dosing before the 383 ride... You know, with all of the bright colors and leaf spring/sewer pipe technology and all.
May be a little too much to handle at one time.
Let alone seing a rainbow parachute highmarking.
Flashbacks are a B$tch.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
 
Some of you don't know where the 383 comes from....don't get bunched up because you're left out...don't worry, it's just the 383 talking.

Remember, this guy was the MAYOR of Hazelton, ID at one point. LOL
 
back where you come from kids and old ladies could sled with the men and keep up. The mtns. are way different:D

BWAHAHA, sorry to take away from the 383 show but this statement got me a rollin'! Sleddin' with those menfolk is tough.... :eek: :rolleyes:

383, thanks for the giggles, always! :) Someday......... I definitely wanna come play. Maybe you'll have a "girls" day. It would be more fun than picking on all these boys! :p

BTW, where's the kungpow chicken?
 
no turbos? no guys big enough to actually handle their sleds? you scared? or just tired of gettin beat on every hill?
383 scared. . .I think it is becoming obvious that I am going to have to screen these applicants a little closer. . .maybe a DNA test to count the X and Y's. . .make sure they add up. I don't mind turbo's. . .I just like to ride rather than stopping to flip the fribulator, adjust the actuator, bang the back flow preventor and play with that little box all the time.

Why no polished tunnels?

Parking lot posers are great at burning cookies in the parking lot. . .but. . .when it comes to boondock'in in the 3rd demension. . .they are as useless as an Apex without a turbo. . .ya. . .that useless. For years its been thought that the unusual markings on the trees in the 383 National Reserve has been from one of those squawsnatches. . .or is it the sawsqwatches. . .what ever. . .you know what I mean. . .a ride with the 383 will leave your sled with a pine fresh scent. . .
 
I will be running an 05 polaris race sled wiht a 03 800, crankshop twin race pipes, boss noss, boss seat, protaper handlebars, 151x15x2.25 ported track, mmp billit 8" wheels, mmp risers, and a few other mods.

My estimated dry weight is 430 pounds, 160 hp, 180 on nitrous? And im only 205 pounds in riding gear so im good to go?

I will also add to the color of the group it sounds like. My sled is blue, white, and orange wit a tad bit of red. Got a blue helmate, red goggles, orange jacket, blue pants, white boots. :eek:
 
ya know pine sap is strong and lightwieght!

What about Rhino liner?

Scott you got the 383 video anywhere?
 
Someone at least needs to post a pic of the legend and his machine.
People who don't know him should know what they are up against.
Then let the masses decide who is short on chromosomes.
 
LMAO.. oh the memories.

Scott, I just followed your putfile link in your sig and you owe me a new keyboard. Haven't seen that pic of Slim Norris or the NMFH video in a while! LMFAO!
 
LOL
We need to bring that one back...

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