I Double Dog Dare You!!!!!

[ccoleman77]

Was learning cursive really necessary? PS Nice boat yours?

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

Poor beers. Lost all they had for our enjoyment! Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

Thats just sexy

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

Everytime I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
\Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

 

[Trashy]

 

[ccoleman77]

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don 't mind if I do!

 

[ccoleman77]

Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

 

[Trashy]

My new motor-house.... can't wait to take it on some sled trips!!!

 

[ccoleman77]

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren?t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.