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[pura vida]

what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?





you slap her till she starts again!




i know, i know.... but still one of my favorites

pv

 

[Sidehiller]

How do you top a car?








You tep on the brake tupid!

Tomeone tould ban you for that one!
I have to remember these for my kids!

 

[justadude]

Classic!!! I love that one!!! Reps!!

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.





Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'

 

[Ex-Member]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.





Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

If you don't know what it is, google it first.

 

[justadude]

Rim shot!!!!

How do you top a car?








You tep on the brake tupid!

 

[SAWYER]

gooders

 

[revpilot]

here's a hummer

A woman was before the judge because she had stolen a can of peaches.
The judge said to the woman: "How many peach slices were in the can?"
The woman replied: "Six"
The judge said: "Then I will sentence you to six days in jail, one
for each slice."
At this time the woman's husband spoke up: "You Honor, may I say
something?"
Judge: "Yes, go ahead."
Husband: "She also stole a can of peas."

 

[yardsale_oem]

bwahahahaha

 

[sclwald]

When you see a flock of geese flying in a V have you noticed that one side is usually longer than the other. Do you know why?









There are more geese on that side!

 

[sclwald]

How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower?







You buy her a shovel!

 

[hobbes]

i was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'


the fence was too high to see over, but i saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.





Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'

hahahahahahahaha

 

[1M800]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.





Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'

I don't know why that is so funny...but I can't stop laughing!

 

[fuzz]

A bear went into a bar in Butte, Montana, banged his paw on the bar and said ”Give me a beer!”
The bartender said “Sorry, we do not serve beer to bears in bars in Butte, Montana”.
The bear banged his paw on the bar again and said in a loud voice, “I said I want a beer!”
The bartender said, “Sorry, but we do not serve beer to beligerent bears in bars in Butte, Montana.”
The bear said, “If you don’t serve me a beer right now , I will eat that woman at the end of the bar!”
The bartender said, “We do not serve beer to beligerent, bully bears in bars in Butte, Montana.”
The bear ran to the end of the bar and proceeded to eat the woman and said, "Now, give me a beer”
The bartender said, “Sorry , but we do not serve beligerent, bully bears beer in bars in Butte when they are on drugs”
The bear said’ What do you mean? I’m not on drugs!”
The bartender said “Yes, you are. That was a barb!tchyouate”