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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?......
IHOP!
IHOP!
A little girl and her family move to a new neighbor hood. She goes outside and meets with the litlle neghbor boy from across the street. They start talking and the little boy says our house cost $150,000 dollars. The little girl went in her house came out and said our house cost$225,000 dollars. The little boy then said our boat is 18Ft long. Girl goes in the house comes out and says our boat is 20ft long. The boy gets mad and pulls down his pants and says ya well I have one of these. Litlle girl goes in the house and comes back out, pulls down her pants and says ya well I have one of these and my mom says I can get all those I want.
LMAO!! So true!!!
Man takes his family to a NUDE beach. His five year old boy runs off and a little while later he comes running back screaming mommy mommy there's a woman over there with bigger boobs than yours. Mom says that's ok the bigger they are the dumber they are. Content the boy runs off again. A short while later the boy returns and says mommy mommy there's a man over there with a bigger penis than daddys. Once again mom say it's ok son the bigger they are the dumber they are. The boy leaves again and a couple hours later he comes running back and says mommy mommy daddy's over there talking to the dumbest woman I've ever seen and the longer they talk the dumber he gets. 
lmfao!man takes his family to a nude beach. His five year old boy runs off and a little while later he comes running back screaming mommy mommy there's a woman over there with bigger boobs than yours. Mom says that's ok the bigger they are the dumber they are. Content the boy runs off again. A short while later the boy returns and says mommy mommy there's a man over there with a bigger penis than daddys. Once again mom say it's ok son the bigger they are the dumber they are. The boy leaves again and a couple hours later he comes running back and says mommy mommy daddy's over there talking to the dumbest woman i've ever seen and the longer they talk the dumber he gets.
The Loan Ranger gets cought by a indian tribe. The chief tells him they are going to execute him in 4 days or and 3 nights. He also tells him het gets 3 final wishes before they kill him. So he calls over his horse and whispers in its ears. 8 hours later the horse comes riding back 3 beautiful blonde women. the loan ranger takes them in his teepee and has his way with them. When they were finished they got back on the loan rangers horse and he whispered in his ear again. Once again 8 hrs later the horse comes back with 3 brunetts. The loan ranger takes them into the teepee and has his way with them. When they were done the girls got back on the horse. The loan ranger walks up to hi horse smacking it in the heading yelling I SAID POSSY, POSSY YOU IDOT.
Three surgeons are comparing patients one day while on lunch. The first surgeon says "I`ve found librarians to be the easiest to operate on. All their parts are arranged alphabetically in the Dewey Decimal System." The second surgeon says "No way! Electricians are the easist to operate on. All their parts are color coded." The third surgeon says "You`re both wrong. Liberals are by far the easiest to operate on. They have no brain, no guts, no spine, and their head and *** are interchangeable!"
wow those are the simplest jokes Ive heard but yet I cant stop laughing.
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harper
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'
all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap
in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard
poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14...'
High Time - Are you looking for humor or a hummer?
Two strings went into a bar. The bartender says" We don't serve strings here". The strings went outside and one leaves. The other string ties himself into a bow and unravels his ends. When he walked back in the bartender asked "Aren't you one of those strings I just kicked out?" The string replies "No, I'm afraid not"
the punch line is...no I'm a frayed knot?
Yep. Lame, but I like it.
hahaha
How do you top a car?
You tep on the brake tupid!
You tep on the brake tupid!
