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FEX EX driver can't F'n READ...and my dogs got free PIE

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Dangit.. you boys...

lol

I tried really hard to make a nice post that couldn't be turned around. I forget I'm surrounded by masters of turning things around! ;)

Nice one Marty. lol
 
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THE SCHWANN'S MAN CAN'T READ EITHER......WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He hung a catlog to the door handle and guess what happened to it? I spent 15 mins picking up small catalog pieces all over my 5 acres just now (we had a slight breeze and snow storm this afternoon). Every piece has teeth marks in it.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A roommate of mine had a mini doby that kept getting into the trash & spreadin it all over the kitchen...I went mental one day when I came home from work & saw the mess. A serious beating & a shot to his face with bear spray & the problem was solved. Maybe it's yer dogs???? Just a thought. Bad part was that I got a whiff of the spray:eek::eek::eek:
 
Scott said:
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THE SCHWANN'S MAN CAN'T READ EITHER......WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He hung a catlog to the door handle and guess what happened to it? I spent 15 mins picking up small catalog pieces all over my 5 acres just now (we had a slight breeze and snow storm this afternoon). Every piece has teeth marks in it.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hmmmm...sounds like the only common denominator is the dog owner??? ;) :D :beer; (sorry Scott, someone had to say it.) :D
 
The next box I send will include dog food. :)

Where should I send the replacement?? It won't be this weekend but I'll bake another one for you.

And yes...my pie IS that good. :D
 
Scott said:
I hear ya...but hell...the sign ain't that damn hard to understand.
The mail man leaves parcels by the gate and so does UPS most of the time. Fed Ex won't.
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There's your problem. KISS (Keep it simple stupid)

The sign needs to say.
PLEASE (They like that)
LEAVE ALL PARCELS AND DELIVERIES OUTSIDE THE GATE.

Or better yet, get an "Electrified Fence" sign, and put it all over UNDERNEATH your other sign.

LMAO
 
Yamadoo04 said:
How about you build a box for the delivery guys to put the boxes in and then your dogs won't eat your stuff. Not to be rude but it sounds to me like your dogs are the problem not the delivery guys.
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i was thinking the same thing, if you know your dogs aren't trained well enough to leave things alone then its your responsibility to take care of them not fedex!!! either put the dogs up if your waiting for something to come or get a po box.
 
Hehehe... pie

Has my mind wondering but I have not been posting my thoughts in fear of being handed a time-out from this site

----- Gimpster -----
 
89sandman said:
if you know your dogs aren't trained well enough to leave things alone then its your responsibility to take care of them not fedex!!! either put the dogs up if your waiting for something to come or get a po box.
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You doof.....that's why I wrote the sign. You post kinda pisses me off.

First off---I didn't know the pie was coming that day.
Second---YOU put a pie on your porch and expect a dog to be trained well enough to leave it alone for a few hours. LMFAO. Yeah right.

I was trying the save any delivery man a trip inside the yard. It's a 75 yard walk to the house from the gate. I KNOW the fargin animals can't leave stuff alone...hence the sign on the gate.

You think I was lacking responsibility with WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS?

I told him everything he needed to know....he's quite an idiot to ignore it.

If a person can't follow written instructions then what makes you think he is going put something in a plain receptacle box that's sitting there?

Even if I wrote instructions on the box...you think he'd follow them? Bet not.
 
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OMFG....THAT STUPID POS.

Didn't know he was making a delivery for my wife on Friday....he left a package by the door again. BUT guess what...he put it up about 36" abovethe step where he wedged it against the siding of the house behind the shovel handle.

I added to the sign to make it more clear.
More pics coming.
 
Surely your local fed x office has a phone #....Why don't ya just try calling & explaining the situation? Sounds to me like fed x might have a policy of leaving packages outside of a residence. I find it hard to believe that they've hired Hellen Keller's relative to drive delivery truck.
 
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