FEX EX driver can't F'n READ...and my dogs got free PIE

[Scott]

HAHA. Funny stuff. I know.

It's funny and all, but the Fed Ex guy can't read...and that's what pizzed me off so much.

 

[maddog21]

haha! sorry i think its so funny. lol
you can do home made pie. real apples in it from we picked off the tree! yummy!

 

[IWantATurbo]

i bet he can read!!!! you just did not put the right words!!!! make a sign that says dogs seam nice but will wait till your in the feence then bite you leave package out side fence!!!!

 

[Jeff C]

Scott:

Instead of that sign, put up a sign that says "Attention all delivery people: Please leave all packages right under this sign OUTSIDE OF THE GATE - I take full responsibility for theft"


Do that and your problem is solved.......

 

[sledchick]

Least your reason is the fed ex guy...I seem to leave things on the counter and my boxer likes jump up and grab stuff when I'm not looking! Friggen ate a whole pie by herself!!!

 

[milehighassassin]

every time I get something shipped fed ex they frickin loose the damn thing......... not just every once in a while but every damn time!!!! Then when I start the claim process it magically shows up the very next day......... Their excuse last time was the weather was too bad to deliver........ it was 70 degrees and blue bird day.......... I avoid them like the plague but somtimes people wont ship anything but fedex.......... My new laptop is lost somewhere right now............... F*** fed ex!!!!!!!!! I feel your pain scott

Dude Fed-ex delivery in the valley is HORRIBLE.

We find boxes at the wrong place all the time. The Driver basically just leaves them where he wants hoping that the person that gets it will take it to the right place.

 

[triple]

Maybe you'd have an easier time teaching your dogs how to read.

 

[NorthMNSledder]

Maybe you'd have an easier time teaching your dogs how to read.

LMFAO!!!!!! Priceless!!!

 

[Spud]

must be sum perty darn good PIE to get Fed-Ex'd to yur door Scott!

 

[Bull]

you can tag your address with a permanent "signature required" designation with fedex.....however that can be a pain trying to get redelivery. if you setup a box out of reach of your dogs and talk to your delivery guys you should be in good shape. mmmmmm......piiiiieeeee.

 

[CoyoteGirl]

BTW, Mindy, there are teeth marks in the bottom of that tin, but I think they'll buff out.

BWHAHAHA

This thread is NOT funny, btw. NOT if you've ever (gotta be careful with words here) had the chance to taste the wonderful outcome of Mindy's pie-baking-skills.....

I'm drooling here............

 

[Interceptor]

Teeth marks, Scotts dogs, Mindys pies, CG drooling and a delivery boy....
Sounds like a plot to one of Darkos 'special' movies

 

[finnpacoutdoors]

This chit is hillarious...another wrassler in need of a pie

 

[Scott]

Teeth marks, Scotts dogs, Mindys pies, CG drooling and a delivery boy....
Sounds like a plot to one of Darkos 'special' movies

LMFAO....saw that coming.

 

[triple]

Why don't you get Mindy to make an Alpo pie for the dogs and they'll leave your pie alone.

Mindy, do you need my address??

 

[modsledr]

Teeth marks, Scotts dogs, Mindys pies, CG drooling and a delivery boy....
Sounds like a plot to one of Darkos 'special' movies

LOL...I've seen CG eat Mindy's pie...it's a sight to behold!!!

 

[Snojo]

LOL...I've seen CG eat Mindy's pie...it's a sight to behold!!!

OMG I"M SPEECHLESS!!

 

[DaveB]

Waaaaay too funny.

(Snojo....your avatar pic gives me nightmares...LOL)

 

[modsledr]

OMG I"M SPEECHLESS!!

yeah, Mindy does make pretty damm good pie!!!

 

[Superjag]

Maybe he can read. Maybe your dogs are using some kind of Jedi-mind trick on him.
Dogs (in unison): "You will put the pie inside the fence."
FedEx Guy: "I will put the pie inside the fence".
You can confirm this theory if you ever come home and find them humping his leg (one dog on each leg) while he just stands there willingly, with a far-away look on his face.

Also, just an observation: The title of your thread is "...and my dogs got free pie!"
Do they pay for all the rest of their food? 'Cause my dog is just a freeloader.