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FEX EX driver can't F'n READ...and my dogs got free PIE

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I hear ya...but hell...the sign ain't that damn hard to understand.
The mail man leaves parcels by the gate and so does UPS most of the time. Fed Ex won't.

b@stards! your choc lab looks like mine...he eats everything in sight too! I think he has a tire in his stomach!
 
BAD DOGS!!!! Don't they know I didn't ride Sunday so that I could bake that pie for you and Melissa?!

There was a LOT more tin foil originally than what's laying on your front step...those pups are going to be hurting by Thursday.

You're going to have to come here for the next pie. Bring the tin...it looks clean. ;)
 
BAD DOGS!!!! Don't they know I didn't ride Sunday so that I could bake that pie for you and Melissa?!

There was a LOT more tin foil originally than what's laying on your front step...those pups are going to be hurting by Thursday.

You're going to have to come here for the next pie. Bring the tin...it looks clean. ;)

Man scott,I feel for ya..but that is some funny stuff.....how about getting a mailbox at mailboxes etc...just for deliveries?..at least the dogs wont be able to eat it then...
 
Whaddya mean "who orders pie?" LOL

Whaddaya mean "who orders pie?" Who the hell doesn't??? That's what I wanna know. LOL

BTW, Mindy, there are teeth marks in the bottom of that tin, but I think they'll buff out.

BAD DOGS!!!! Don't they know I didn't ride Sunday so that I could bake that pie for you and Melissa?!

There was a LOT more tin foil originally than what's laying on your front step...those pups are going to be hurting by Thursday.

You're going to have to come here for the next pie. Bring the tin...it looks clean. ;)
 
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Sorry scott but. hahahahahahaha ROTFLMFAO... PMP. :)

did someone say PIE? OMG this is funny. Mindy. Cherry pie for me please. ;)
 
Don't know that it'd work.... it was delivered and left fedex's realm when it was dropped on teh porch. They're not responsible for what happens to it from there.

I usually ship stuff to work, let shipping sign for it. They'll shoot me an email if it's big, put it in my truck for me if they're feeling real nice, or just bring it to my desk if it's a smallish package.
 
Where do I sign up for FedExed apple pie?

My FedEx guy gives the dog a biscuit and just opens the back door and puts the packages in the laundry room. UPS guys does the same. Seems to work well.
 
I got a soulution for ya Scotty, follow your dog around, and when he squats and his legs quiver, hold that pie pan under eem and fill er up. THrow a blanket of dough on top, cook at 400 degree's for 20 minutes and wrap it, then send it to fed ex delivery shop.

Put a picture of the sign in the box ON TOP of the pie. When they open it, maybe they will get the hint. If not, you get it back.
 
Same here, Mother In Law sent a box of goodies for Xmas, damn dog at it all. Red licorice and all.....chit red for 3 days. And chit chocolate in the house.

I now have it set it so that Fed Ex and others CAN'T leave packages w/o signature. They have a form you can fill out for this. Pain the *** but better than the damn dog eating packages every other day.
 
It was a cheap tin...the shipping on the other hand...if I could charge that for each pie I'd quit my job tomorrow, lol.


BTW, when I filed my claim with them....I told them $10. But now, I'm guessing it was more than that? hehe
 
BBWWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry Scott, but that's just down right funny! If you'd just show up at one of our events you could have your pie....AND EAT IT TOO!!!!!:o
 
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