Colonoscopy, the adventure!

[niner49]

Well I am sitting here waiting for the wife to come pick me up and get me to the Dr.........I keep pondering should I wear the black sweats with blue shirt or Blue sweats with the RED Shirt Man am I being gay or what? is this what a chick does on her first date when she knows she giving some up!

One last note, Prior to your appt. don't play trim the CHIA pet with your wifes razor in the shower I think I got a razor cut on the bung hole and I am not sure how to explain that one to the Nurse

 

[ragincajun]

One last note, Prior to your appt. don't play trim the CHIA pet with your wifes razor in the shower I think I got a razor cut on the bung hole and I am not sure how to explain that one to the Nurse[/QUOTE]

bwahahhahahaha! oh my god i about pissed my pants when i read that! that will be a little akward trying to explain that one!

 

[teeroy]

man, I just started getting that pain in the lower left abdomen this friday. chit.....

 

[Yellow Sno]

I just had my first colonoscopy a week ago tomorrow at the ripe young age of 29. I don't have diverticolitis, but something similar. I had the mirilax/gatoraide mix and it sounds like I got the better end of that deal, although I didn't eat much for the few days prior to the prep.

During the scope, the doc said I wouldn't remember anything....what a bunch of BS. I felt like I was given drugs to render me helpless and then raped.

Hope it went better for you!

 

[maluchm]

Niner49 you are hilarious.This is the funniest damn thread I have read in a loooong time!

 

[6Mile]

LOL this has been a comical read. when you are up to it, you need to post a follow up with all the "jucy" details. Leave nothing out. your reaction to the sholder lenght latex golves to the hot nurse that does the violation of you schute...

Oh and I hope you survived the ordeal...

 

[67 Rat]

Well I know this subject first hand. Drank the crappy tasting laxative, stayed very close to the porcelain, went to the Hospital for what Doctors call day surgery. Got into a small room with 4 nurses and one HOT, HOT COUGAR for a Doctor and they stuck me with an IV and asked me to count backwards from 10, all I remember is saying "I feel as if I'm going to be raped". I woke up in a recovery room with my wife sitting beside me, then the HOT COUGAR came in and told me and my wife that I was quite entertaining. The bad news is I have to get it done again, and know I won't get the same doctor..
Good luck I hope he or she has gentle hands...

 

[bigmac83]

During the scope, the doc said I wouldn't remember anything....what a bunch of BS. I felt like I was given drugs to render me helpless and then raped.

Hope it went better for you!

Oh my hell I think I just pi$$ed my pants a little! That's funny right there! Man, I'm glad I read this thread, I needed a pick-me-up today!

 

[niner49]

Sorry guys I took soo long to reply!

OK the procedure went really good......... I can now puff circles or air out of my Poop shoot with a single grunt! Just kidding>

Anyway the actual procedure was OK, took me in talked for a few minutes gave me a shot and next thing I know I was in a recovery room talking with the wife! Doc came in a few minutes later and said all was good, no Puyallaps (a joke for you WA. folks!) but really he said no problems he will see me in 8 years! so I am really stoked

Now as far as the pre procedure that sucked, I usually do not believe the stories about this kind of thing but trust me this was rough! and the next morning leaving for the DR's office was like that moment sitting in the parking lot getting ready for a long ride, knowing the night before you and the guys had a drink fest and you just can't decide if its time to leave parking lot where there is an actual crapper or just a hole in the snow with some wrinkled up napkins!

Every time I would want to walk out the door I was like "Honey wait,one more TRY"

 

[markeo99]

glad to hear no polyps on the back of your eyeballs