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Colonoscopy, the adventure!

Hey guys anyone had to have this done? any tips comments or advice?

A brief history....I went to the hospital last month severe pain in the lower left side of stomach? I know appendix is on the right so I was concerned and after a few blood tests and a CT scan I found out I had Diverticulitis, so as not to bore you with details basically an abscess or pocket formed in my colon and got infected like a bike tire that you over inflate.... so a few hours later and a heavy dose of antibiotics I am released and sent home to heal up.

A few weeks later go back to Doctor he checks a few things and schedules a Colonoscopy! what the hell is that? well it is a procedure that they stick a camera up your bung hole and go for a drive I'm like WTF!.. so any way they schedule the appointment for tomorrow and here we are the day before the procedure and I am supposed to drink some crap called Golytley. go lightly are friggin kidding me? it is supposed to purge the colon of all contents.....great here we go!

This crap is in a 1 gallon jug that you are supposed to a drink 8oz glass every 15 minutes until it is all gone! should take about 2 hours to drink and I guess I will drop trout for about the next 4 hours....we will see? I just drank my second glass and I mixed it with some crystal light so not too bad so far. i will keep you posted, nothing else to do today!:)
 
Glass 2 down so far so good!

I am a little worried because this past weekend was the guys trip up to the cabin for some fun and sledding! well last night I killed about 40,000 beers(government counting) and I woke up with a little hangover! actually I think I was still buzzed, could that affect my Crapabilty today? well the timer just went off so it's #3 for this old dog:)
 
Glass 2 down so far so good!

I am a little worried because this past weekend was the guys trip up to the cabin for some fun and sledding! well last night I killed about 40,000 beers(government counting) and I woke up with a little hangover! actually I think I was still buzzed, could that affect my Crapabilty today? well the timer just went off so it's #3 for this old dog:)
 
Well not to sound like a wimp I had the wife grab me some baby wipes at Target today along with some Vasoline and that stuff you use for the Hemorroidy things! Dude I am only 41 too Young for this crap but my kids are getting a kick out it...my 10year old daughter just said Dad PLEASE DON'T FART!

Why not?:rolleyes:
 
Maybe ol' Doc Nesbo will be drivin' that thing, he really sets the highmark!!
 
Ah, the first trip to the assman is always the worst. Stay near the crapper, you'll think you are done and then BAM, milkdud.
 
Well not to sound like a wimp I had the wife grab me some baby wipes at Target today along with some Vasoline and that stuff you use for the Hemorroidy things! Dude I am only 41 too Young for this crap but my kids are getting a kick out it...my 10year old daughter just said Dad PLEASE DON'T FART!

Why not?:rolleyes:

If I remember right (Trying to block it out!) This was the same test I had taken my father to go have done. He came out high as a kite then he proceeded to try and show me his high resolution glossy colored pictures. He was just sitting there laughing hysterically.
 
If I remember right (Trying to block it out!) This was the same test I had taken my father to go have done. He came out high as a kite then he proceeded to try and show me his high resolution glossy colored pictures. He was just sitting there laughing hysterically.

sounds like my dad lol, he'd be like "theres a palup there, and one there oohh look at that" I'd be like no dad put the pics away please.
 
OK this is my third attempt to post! but I have to type fast the dam broke:face-icon-small-sho

My daughter asked "dad why do you have baby wipes?" I said honey you ever tried cleaning peanut butter out of the shag carpet with a dry paper towel:eek:?

Gotta go find some candles to burn!
 
Get ready for a wild ride on the porcelin throne. Didn't they give you 2 laxitives to take as-well?

Not eating the next 24 hrs is the worst part, by tomorrow morning you'll be waiting in the dr's office, and you'll be so hungry (well you'll see, just don't yell at anybody). Hope the nurse that hadles the probe is cute!!!!
 
any thread that has colonoscopy in the title and pictures attached to it scares me but it is the funniest one i've read in a long time. sorry to hear the dam broke--you'll be able to fill a beer bottle through a screen door from a hundred yards out in no time.
 
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