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Baby Boy!!!
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Congrats to the X-House!
Be Thankful ..... From your family pic .... I can see all 3 kids get their good looks from their mother!!!!
J/K -- Congratulations on #3!!
J/K -- Congratulations on #3!!
Congrats dude!!!
Congradulations! Spend every minute you can with them, it flies by! It seems like mine were born yesterday, but the oldest is your age, the youngest a senior in high school.
Congrats! My little guy is 14 months and can be a handful, but nothing is better than him running across the house to meet me when I get home.
grats on the new kiddo man
CONGRATS! I hope you've got him in KLIM diapers. They're waterproof and breathable which really helps prevent diaper rash. They're only $42 a pair and they're not disposable. 
They're only $42 a pair and they're not disposable. 
spent all day at the hospital today. I dang near threw the wife out of her bed so I could lay down and get some skin to skin tummy time with him. Man there is something about that skin on skin with a baby and the noises they make. Without a doubt the best feeling and time in the world....well until they put ya to sleep with all that heat
well I cleaned his first poopy diaper on my watch today. Who ever the F said girls are hard to clean is full of it. I'll take wiping down any damn day over wiping around nuts.
I dunno if it's his massive juevoes or what, but it was a damn 10 minute ordeal. If I wiped down like I'm used to(2 girls) I missed chit, if I wiped up I wiped chit onto his balls. No matter how I turned him or lifted his legs I couldn't get the chit on the wipe and off of him. At one point I was ready to grab his sac and pull it out of the way....I got halfway to grabbing and I said to myself, "X if that was you, you wouldn't want someone tugging on your nuts, well at least not for this reason." So we just struggled and wiped around them and he pissed all over the place. And the whole damn time my wife was laughing her ace off from the hospital bed. I can't wait until she has to change her first poopy diaper!
I dunno if it's his massive juevoes or what, but it was a damn 10 minute ordeal. If I wiped down like I'm used to(2 girls) I missed chit, if I wiped up I wiped chit onto his balls. No matter how I turned him or lifted his legs I couldn't get the chit on the wipe and off of him. At one point I was ready to grab his sac and pull it out of the way....I got halfway to grabbing and I said to myself, "X if that was you, you wouldn't want someone tugging on your nuts, well at least not for this reason." So we just struggled and wiped around them and he pissed all over the place. And the whole damn time my wife was laughing her ace off from the hospital bed. I can't wait until she has to change her first poopy diaper!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahahahahahahaha
reminds me of my son. That first poopy or 2 is like freaking TAR!
reminds me of my son. That first poopy or 2 is like freaking TAR!
