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Who thinks flatlanders cant ride

Hi guys, I'm a mountain rider and I can't ride worth a chit, but I sure have a lot of fun trying.

Sldgy, You old Hippie, I was just takin' a sip of some Crown when I read that...You Bastage:D Now I need a paper towel for the keyboard and a Kleenex to try and clean the Crown out of my nose :eek:

That was fun.

OOOHHH it burns so good !!!
 
Some people are born with natural riding talent and can make us all look bad no matter where they are from. What you're telling us BOOSTBONER is that you are one of these chosen few? Not only that, but while you mastered the art of mountain riding before the ripe old age of 18 you also somehow acquired a fortune (or worked your way to CEO or something) that enabled you to buy 2 new turbo Yamahas and a new truck.

Do you $hit gold nuggets too?:rolleyes:
 
THIS IS MORE OF A STATUS THING THAN ANYTHING....... WELL THEN....

I'm 33 and I own:

05 RT 1000
06 Apex
07 MXZX RS
03 F-350
05 Ram 3500
08 Silverado 2500
06 CBR1000RR
04 RC51
07 Can Am Renegade
07 Grand Junction
And last year I was old enough to get my own subscription to Hustler....... But I don't brag about it!!


:DSWEET, In just under 3 years I too can get Hustler!!!OH BOY:eek:, Just wait till I tell my wife. And I can ride in the mountains too, yep I asked my pappy and he said "your almost 30, what the HECK do you need my permission to ride in the mountains for", I said "because supposedly me living in MN means I cant ride in the mountains", he said "you were their last year for crying out loud, what are you smokin?!" I said "OH yeah I forgot, I CAN ride in the mountain's!". how good is another question though I guess.;)
 
:DSWEET, In just under 3 years I too can get Hustler!!!OH BOY:eek:, Just wait till I tell my wife. And I can ride in the mountains too, yep I asked my pappy and he said "your almost 30, what the HECK do you need my permission to ride in the mountains for", I said "because supposedly me living in MN means I cant ride in the mountains", he said "you were their last year for crying out loud, what are you smokin?!" I said "OH yeah I forgot, I CAN ride in the mountain's!". how good is another question though I guess.;)

I guess that means I'm not welcome there either;) Hmmmmmmm......
 
:DSWEET, In just under 3 years I too can get Hustler!!!OH BOY:eek:, Just wait till I tell my wife. And I can ride in the mountains too, yep I asked my pappy and he said "your almost 30, what the HECK do you need my permission to ride in the mountains for", I said "because supposedly me living in MN means I cant ride in the mountains", he said "you were their last year for crying out loud, what are you smokin?!" I said "OH yeah I forgot, I CAN ride in the mountain's!". how good is another question though I guess.;)


Funny ****...... I laughed so hard a couple drops of pee came out.
 
With a name like BOOSTBONER he must be a purnstar. Heard the questionable ones can make some serious cash.
 
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Mom is dead. for the second time on here. but no dad can't ride b/c he has a bad knee.. Got a scrub last year and got staff. And now b/c of the way he has been walkin he has to get akilies tendon reconstructive surgery along with his total knee in Jan. I ride with my brother, or my friends. And I drive if my dad doesn't, which is most of the time!

While I am man enought to say I'm sorry for the loss of your mother, (I lost both my parents when I was 24 from a plane crash) I will still have to say that you come across as a punk kid who needs to learn how to grow up and have respect for people who have worked very hard to get what they have.
Not everybody has the type of sleds you claim to own given to them.
Instead we have to work for them. what we have is what we decided we could afford to own after paying mortgages and car/truck payments and all at the same time put as much as possible away for our own retirement.
Raising children and paying all the thousands that it takes to live a satisfying life.
You are still a child who has been given everything and now takes everything for granted and worst of all, you try to flaunt your "Given wealth" in the face of decent hard working folks.
It's about riding you little punk. Not how much you have accumulated from Daddy.
BTW tell Daddy to get out and ride his sled. Most of us out here have serious injuries or afflictions and we still ride the the mountains
Neck fusion, Lower back fusion/discectomy just to name a couple.

Here, Look this word up............Humility.
NO ONE likes a bragger. so STFU:mad:
 
I guess that means I'm not welcome there either;) Hmmmmmmm......

Where did I say That??? Anyway you have an open invite to ride with Phatty and you are not going to go, WTF, no really WTF!!!???? Thats like a once in a lifetime oppurtunity, I will take your place with my sled just to say I rode with Phatty (if you pay for me to get there and back with my sled). To Phatty, If I do go in Bonerboy's place, just don't forget where you last left me, cause I'll need a ride back to the bar after your done riding.:D
 
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Not only was that retarted but it makes no sense!!!

You must have an attention span of what, 3 seconds?:confused: You almost hurt my feelings there, Lord of all Mountain riders (I still don't know what "retarted" is, but I'm assuming it's an insult?). I'm sorry I offended your delicate Nebraskan sensibilities though, and I promise I will bow down to your superior mountain riding skills next time I see you stuck.
 
NO ONE likes a bragger. so STFU:mad:

Hahahahahahahahahaha! You beat me too it!:eek:

The whole point of this (I'm talking to you again BOOSTBONER) is sure, we understand that some flatlanders can ride well (just like only some mountain folk can ride well.) but don't come on here and brag about yourself.

P.S. You aren't related to "Fastrnu" by any chance, are you?
 
While I am man enought to say I'm sorry for the loss of your mother, (I lost both my parents when I was 24 from a plane crash) I will still have to say that you come across as a punk kid who needs to learn how to grow up and have respect for people who have worked very hard to get what they have.
Not everybody has the type of sleds you claim to own given to them.
Instead we have to work for them. what we have is what we decided we could afford to own after paying mortgages and car/truck payments and all at the same time put as much as possible away for our own retirement.
Raising children and paying all the thousands that it takes to live a satisfying life.
You are still a child who has been given everything and now takes everything for granted and worst of all, you try to flaunt your "Given wealth" in the face of decent hard working folks.
It's about riding you little punk. Not how much you have accumulated from Daddy.
BTW tell Daddy to get out and ride his sled. Most of us out here have serious injuries or afflictions and we still ride the the mountains
Neck fusion, Lower back fusion/discectomy just to name a couple.

Here, Look this word up............Humility.
NO ONE likes a bragger. so STFU:mad:

I'm not bragging. Nor am I"flaunting my wealth" but whatever. Yea my signature lists my toys. So what. So do a lot of other ppls. Why don't you guys give them **** for what they own. It's b/c I'm only 18 that you guys give me **** and think that I haven't matured enough to truly appreciate life. But whatever. And you don't even knw me so who are you to say I take everything for granted. I don't. I appreciate every second of life more than a majority of people. Just b/c I have acquired wealth at a young age doesn't mean that I am an arrogant prick who"flaunts his wealth." But assumptions are always a good way to make yourself look like an idiot!
 
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