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Who thinks flatlanders cant ride

I wish I wasnt a flatlander but unfortunatly my job and school are here in minnesota, So untill Im done with my school stuff I will be a flatlander and ride 5 weeks out west with all you lucky dogs!!!

By the way flatlanders cant ride im ok with that since I ride just good enough to get into way too much trouble the way it is
 
hahahaha

shut up all yall, I'm the best.
I'm a dich bangin
hill topin
trench diggin
ice racin
jump jumpin
water skipin
tree bashin
trail slidin
corner takin
sidhill king

I live near mountains I ride every day, been doin it since before I was born.
I got a full titanium, carbon fiber, 107 lb 389 hp 456Ft-lbs of torque billy bob badass sled

my sled idles faster than you can think, it climbs trees and rock cliffs and glaciers like I'm loading it on the trailer. I ride it full throttle, sometimes I just use a hoseclamp and lock the throttle wide open.

Pretty much I'm the bad *** **** on the planet....yeah thats me

someday I'll get a sled thats as good as me then watch out.

I wouldnt ridewith an 18 year old, I wouldnt ride with anyone over 40 either.

In fact I wouldnt ride with anyone, hell all you would do is slow me down.

I guess I wont see you on the mountain, cuz I'll have been there ahead of you. if you see fresh powder - I packed it down before it landed (now thats fresh), if you think your the first on a fresh groom, HA my skis and track leave that pattern so I've been there too.

I aint never been stuck, I DO NOT turn out - high marking is for pansies go play in the flower bed - climb that cliff.

I live 22 seconds from the best mountain riding and 28 seconds from the fastest lake bed ever. the trail system near my house never gets whooped out.

You want to talk $.....I bought my sled parts for $52 dollars total.

I ride 14-15000 a month. I get 4-5 seasons out of a gallon of gas. I use sewing machine oil (its the best by god), I havent worn out a belt yet.

I have a 4" paddle track 188" 18" wide that has zero drag. the fastest I've had it was; well lets put it this way, I was bored, I yawned and past the state you live in.

I'm so good and you suck so bad, you bore me go away....

C'mon Hey flatlanders, come with me, I'll ride with ya and if you have some problems, I'll give the tips and tricks that I use. I go with some firemen from Cleveland one a year, they suck, they know they suck but we have a FREAKIN BLAST...

If you a mountain rider and think your better than a flatlander, then keep on posing at the bottom of that hill with you new shiney sled and your new cool outfit your wife bought for you..
 
I am mountain rider and do some flat land stuff also. If you think a flat lander can't ride then try and catch them down a trail. Ya they have some troubles in the mountains but man they are fast on the trails.:)
 
ahahahaha....sh!t I read to page 6 before I realized this was almost a year old debate. :rolleyes:

My 0.02, living in CO my whole life...I've never ridden the "flatlands"....unless you count Dillion resivoir or Whiskey Park. :D

Snow is Snow right? Not even close. Mountain riding incorporates all riding styles, from groomers, to powder meadows, to wind crusted death cookies....8,000ft, 10,000ft, 13,000ft all in the same day, all on the same trail. It can be 30degrees and sunny at the bottom and 10degrees Blizzard anywhere else...

I think Mountain riding is more of a blend of skills (survival/mechanic/navigator/conditions/gear), not just brass-ballz and a $10K sled. I'm sure there are some "flatlanders" that ride in remote areas where many of the same skills are needed but I think the Mtn Riders live a bit more on the edge.

And yes, there is such a thing as "too much snow".....I know.......hard to believe but it's true. When the Ski resorts close for a day or two because they get too much snow....daily tasks living in the mtns become deadly.

LET IT SNOW.
 
Leedoo should know, wrecks make the best film (as long as no-one gets hurt.) lol He had my personal favorite moment on film last year when he did a barrel roll on a phazer after hitting a tree. :D
 
Lol

Hey Spomey that has to be the best post I've ever read on this forum. I think you captured the essence of...... well you know. Ha Ha it's snowing at my house right now and I know that whether I can rip it or not I'm going riding real soon:D
 
Be nice guys. With Ombaha and oprah running the country we wont have to worry about snowmobling as they will shut us all down and hug a TREE.
 
spomey said:
shut up all yall, i'm the best.
I'm a dich bangin
hill topin
trench diggin
ice racin
jump jumpin
water skipin
tree bashin
trail slidin
corner takin
sidhill king

i live near mountains i ride every day, been doin it since before i was born.
I got a full titanium, carbon fiber, 107 lb 389 hp 456ft-lbs of torque billy bob badass sled

my sled idles faster than you can think, it climbs trees and rock cliffs and glaciers like i'm loading it on the trailer. I ride it full throttle, sometimes i just use a hoseclamp and lock the throttle wide open.

Pretty much i'm the bad *** **** on the planet....yeah thats me

someday i'll get a sled thats as good as me then watch out.

I wouldnt ridewith an 18 year old, i wouldnt ride with anyone over 40 either.

In fact i wouldnt ride with anyone, hell all you would do is slow me down.

I guess i wont see you on the mountain, cuz i'll have been there ahead of you. If you see fresh powder - i packed it down before it landed (now thats fresh), if you think your the first on a fresh groom, ha my skis and track leave that pattern so i've been there too.

I aint never been stuck, i do not turn out - high marking is for pansies go play in the flower bed - climb that cliff.

I live 22 seconds from the best mountain riding and 28 seconds from the fastest lake bed ever. The trail system near my house never gets whooped out.

You want to talk $.....i bought my sled parts for $52 dollars total.

I ride 14-15000 a month. I get 4-5 seasons out of a gallon of gas. I use sewing machine oil (its the best by god), i havent worn out a belt yet.

I have a 4" paddle track 188" 18" wide that has zero drag. The fastest i've had it was; well lets put it this way, i was bored, i yawned and past the state you live in.

I'm so good and you suck so bad, you bore me go away....

C'mon hey flatlanders, come with me, i'll ride with ya and if you have some problems, i'll give the tips and tricks that i use. I go with some firemen from cleveland one a year, they suck, they know they suck but we have a freakin blast...

If you a mountain rider and think your better than a flatlander, then keep on posing at the bottom of that hill with you new shiney sled and your new cool outfit your wife bought for you..
Click to expand...

lmfao!
 
my 16 year old posted this last year. he is a hell of a rider @ age 10 started bringing him out west. the kid has the finess abilty put a sled in places his old man cant , had alot of people tell me they like watching him ride. so i thought i would tell u how this post got started. im not saying he is the best cause he is not . but pretty damn good
 
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