SnoWest employee: What do you think of all the wonderful changes we made to SnoWest Forums?
SnoWest User: It was nice when you got new servers and we got the speed back.
SnoWest employee: Very good. What about the cool bar graph under your user name?
SnoWest User: Useless, I have no idea what benefit it provides.
SnoWest employee: Ok, how about the very useful tool to rate a thread?
SnoWest User: Useless, if you give it a green thumbs up nothing happens. If you give it a red thumbs down, then the person who posted it uses the search function to find your threads and starts giving you all red thumbs, and is all butt hurt because someone publicly disagreed with his post or opinion.
SnoWest employee: Ok then, what about the Thanks button?
SnoWest User: Somebody thanks me and let's the rest of the users know the like what I posted, great, I guess.
SnoWest employee: But we added private chat rooms?
SnoWest User: Useless. I use the PM function or make a phone call.
SnoWest employee: That's only you, hardly anybody uses a phone to make a call any more. What can we do to improve the site for you?
SnoWest User: Take that giant ad on the right hand side of the page and move it to the top or bottom. On smaller devices half my screen is taken up with the ad that only shows up in the first post or 2 but still takes up space on my screen for the entire length of the thread.
SnoWest employee: Oh we can't do that. Don't tell anybody this but I'll let you in on a secret. The ad at the side sells for more money, most users think it's because it is in a prime spot to be looked at the most. Our ad consultant tells us the real reason the focus group remembered it is because it is a subliminal irritant, that way they remember the ad but don't know why!!! Genius!
SnoWest User: I guess to have to make money somehow, still damn annoying.
SnoWest employee: We absolutely do need to make money! Did you read the Steve Janes blog? The last 4 years have been some of the hardest financially for SnoWest.
SnoWest User: Well things will improve now that we have Obama for president for 4 more years......
SnoWest employee: Get the hell out of my office you fraken liberal weenie.
SnoWest User: That guy obviously doesn't understand sarcasm.
SnoWest User: It was nice when you got new servers and we got the speed back.
SnoWest employee: Very good. What about the cool bar graph under your user name?
SnoWest User: Useless, I have no idea what benefit it provides.
SnoWest employee: Ok, how about the very useful tool to rate a thread?
SnoWest User: Useless, if you give it a green thumbs up nothing happens. If you give it a red thumbs down, then the person who posted it uses the search function to find your threads and starts giving you all red thumbs, and is all butt hurt because someone publicly disagreed with his post or opinion.
SnoWest employee: Ok then, what about the Thanks button?
SnoWest User: Somebody thanks me and let's the rest of the users know the like what I posted, great, I guess.
SnoWest employee: But we added private chat rooms?
SnoWest User: Useless. I use the PM function or make a phone call.
SnoWest employee: That's only you, hardly anybody uses a phone to make a call any more. What can we do to improve the site for you?
SnoWest User: Take that giant ad on the right hand side of the page and move it to the top or bottom. On smaller devices half my screen is taken up with the ad that only shows up in the first post or 2 but still takes up space on my screen for the entire length of the thread.
SnoWest employee: Oh we can't do that. Don't tell anybody this but I'll let you in on a secret. The ad at the side sells for more money, most users think it's because it is in a prime spot to be looked at the most. Our ad consultant tells us the real reason the focus group remembered it is because it is a subliminal irritant, that way they remember the ad but don't know why!!! Genius!
SnoWest User: I guess to have to make money somehow, still damn annoying.
SnoWest employee: We absolutely do need to make money! Did you read the Steve Janes blog? The last 4 years have been some of the hardest financially for SnoWest.
SnoWest User: Well things will improve now that we have Obama for president for 4 more years......
SnoWest employee: Get the hell out of my office you fraken liberal weenie.
SnoWest User: That guy obviously doesn't understand sarcasm.
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