what do you like to do when taking a break while sledding???
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If it is just my wife and I riding we usually stop for lunch is some nice spot. I get off my sled and piss a big circle in the snow then I shake it at my wife and ask her, "you want some of this". She gets pissed off and tells me to cover up the yellow snow because it is gross and tells me to quit grossing her out by swinging my weenie at her. Then we eat lunch and I do the same thing all over again before we takeoff for the remainer of our ride for the day.
Not bad for a guy 59 years old huh.
How did everybody miss this one. I just picked myself off the floor. I always type LOL but rarely really do it. This one made my eyes water. Good Good stuff.
BTW: I ride while everybody else breaks.
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Clarke673
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Let me guess. You ride a skidoo. Or at least you used to lol.
The only time i get off from sleding is when i stop to put gas in and when im stuck. With my sled when im stuck i just roll it down this hill anyways so i eat on the road home and usually sleep lol.
EDIT: ohh i take pics of people when they are pissed off. Like this one, this is right after i jumped up through a cornice on my dads 06 755 and landed out on the edge. The cornice broke and i fell off ht sled and watched it tumble to the bottom. His handlebars had like 3 new bends in them and i cracked his fender lol.
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OK dorks are us, you may want to flip that magazine over.hahahaha
no wonder i couldn't read it
was ok though, was looking up tips for trench digger, don't think they would have helped him anyway...
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finnpacoutdoors
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Smoke some pinners...laters
Originally Posted by montucky
I like to see how many beers i can slam before someone says slow down there. And then i get whiskey drunk and smoke some pinners..
laters
Always hillarious!
Originally Posted by montucky
I like to see how many beers i can slam before someone says slow down there. And then i get whiskey drunk and smoke some pinners..
laters
Always hillarious!
Safety meeting and a couple a short ones..fella
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during break we make fun of the folks that made us laugh in the parking lot, the ones that were stretching before the ride or the ones that were showing off in the parking then caught an edge and flipped her, or the guy that still has a hot pink jacket from the 80's and still thinks he is bomb, or the guy that forgot that he is in reverse and punchs it and rolls over his hood. yeah we get a lot of ammo and good laugh out of the parking lot!
I try to rub one out before everyone catches up to me.
If it is just my wife and I riding we usually stop for lunch is some nice spot. I get off my sled and piss a big circle in the snow then I shake it at my wife and ask her, "you want some of this". She gets pissed off and tells me to cover up the yellow snow because it is gross and tells me to quit grossing her out by swinging my weenie at her. Then we eat lunch and I do the same thing all over again before we takeoff for the remainer of our ride for the day.
Not bad for a guy 59 years old huh.
I heard this is similar to what goes on when Graveler and Fordy go riding together.
Don't worry, I am always friendly with the backcountry boarders and ocasionally tow them up the hill for a descent.
I just like to make sure people are prepared, and usually the boarders have a better first aid kit then I do, so I make friends and convince them to share.
I just like to make sure people are prepared, and usually the boarders have a better first aid kit then I do, so I make friends and convince them to share.
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you forgot to say have a smokey treat and ask everyone if they seen you do a climb or a jump, even though they were all right there, and then describe it even though they all seen it. most of the time when I take a break it boils down to, "is someone gonna come help pull me out, i am f***** buried"
I usually do my cagles, then try to catch the last part of the safety meeting in the trees with the boarders
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Don't worry, I am always friendly with the backcountry boarders and ocasionally tow them up the hill for a descent.
I just like to make sure people are prepared, and usually the boarders have a better first aid kit then I do, so I make friends and convince them to share.
Ha, Indeed.
I usually do my cagles, then try to catch the last part of the safety meeting in the trees with the boarders
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haha cagles. nice
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