hey thats the one we sell...the Toto...only more north american print and
pics...yep we retail for about 1500 bucks...use one for demo and only sold one so far...lol..
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hey thats the one we sell...the Toto...only more north american print and
pics...yep we retail for about 1500 bucks...use one for demo and only sold one so far...lol..
a good gal will do a butt lick....its all part of their place being in the kitchen and doing the dishes..and doing the man...lol..
Now if this had been a thread about reading a dirty mag on the throne and then killing a bat, it would have reached levels unseen by any on this forum.
We have 2 kinds of paper right now. One does the job, but is prone to ripping and you getting a stink finger, but the other is too fluffy and leaves little pieces of paper in the crack that I have to wash out in the shower.
My wife accidently dropped a sponge down the toilet. It plugged that hole up like a rock. NOt a pretty site after my son went in and filled it (so to speak)
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Somewhere I had a whole list of things you could do to cause social chaos... clogging the toilet with a sponge was one of them. Basically take a big sponge, wet it then wrap it with string and let it dry. End up with a hard clump of sponge....
....flush it, it starts absorbing water and grows, plugs up the sewer. Wish I could find that site again.
Ok, tonight I went to Kremling for a football game. Going over Rabbit Ears the urge hit. Nice new convenience store. They have the industrial sized roll. You know the one - the moment you sit down you start pulling and bundling this super cheap, ultra thin paper. It takes about 4 feet to have a half assed chance to clean half your a$$.
To top it all off, it was an auto flush. I didn't even look back to see the carnage.
To top it all off, it was an auto flush. I didn't even look back to see the carnage.
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Grandma crapped her pants, we were at a family gathering. She was imbarassed, so she flushed them. Did not tell anyone. Them panties plugged it up bad. Roto Rooter was scratching their head when they pulled them out.
This thread is USELESS with out PICS!
hahaha thats got me rolling, the house i bought has both low flow toilets.....not good i picked the one with the shortest, straightest run of pipe to get outta the house to take care of the business. When we were staying at her moms waiting for the house she lives in commerce city in a old 50's how, conviently with 1 bathroom, i think the 6 months we were there my arms were sore the entire time from plunging...my god, i'd go in there to wash my hands and it would clog up. Put me into some interesting predicaments a few times, 1 bathroom, small house and always having her moms friends around, all women, i can say more than once i had to unscrew the plunger handle to "get" things moving
Poor grandma!!! Still laughing!
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Gotta love gettin paid to drop a duece.
I've been eating a -lot- more veggies lately, and let me tell you what, I can damn near plug an Envirovac, and those things will suck down anything.
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I don't know what the hell I ate to cause this but last week I dropped the straightest, hard-as-a-rock dookie that any man has ever witnessed.
This billy club of a turd was no less than 10" and refused to wilt or break in half from just gravity alone so I knew there was going to be big trouble getting it to disappear.
I hesitantly tapped the lever because I was really strongly considering showing it to my wife like some sort of medal of manhood but I hit the lever with a little force anyway.
I stood in awe at the majesty of my man made giant tootsie roll as it just twirled around in the bowl, standing out of the water like a spoon will if you stir your coffee real fast and let go of the spoon.
All that I had accomplished was a poo smear at the bottom of the bowl and around the sides of the exit funnel although all the soiled toilet paper did go down.
If this had been a public restroom I would have left it there for the next occupant to marvel over but the house I was at belonged to a good friend of mine with a wife who was not real crazy about her husband's friends already....The deuce had to go.
All that was available was a frilly toilet brush in a really nice looking vase type container next to the toilet so naturally I poked at the poo a couple times with the handle end of the brush trying to break it in half...Success!
I wiped down the handle with some more toilet paper and put the brush back in the vase although I couldn't get all the poo out of the little hole in the end of the brush that one might use to hang the brush on a hook.
I walked out of that toilet with a new sense of pride that day!
This billy club of a turd was no less than 10" and refused to wilt or break in half from just gravity alone so I knew there was going to be big trouble getting it to disappear.
I hesitantly tapped the lever because I was really strongly considering showing it to my wife like some sort of medal of manhood but I hit the lever with a little force anyway.
I stood in awe at the majesty of my man made giant tootsie roll as it just twirled around in the bowl, standing out of the water like a spoon will if you stir your coffee real fast and let go of the spoon.
All that I had accomplished was a poo smear at the bottom of the bowl and around the sides of the exit funnel although all the soiled toilet paper did go down.
If this had been a public restroom I would have left it there for the next occupant to marvel over but the house I was at belonged to a good friend of mine with a wife who was not real crazy about her husband's friends already....The deuce had to go.
All that was available was a frilly toilet brush in a really nice looking vase type container next to the toilet so naturally I poked at the poo a couple times with the handle end of the brush trying to break it in half...Success!
I wiped down the handle with some more toilet paper and put the brush back in the vase although I couldn't get all the poo out of the little hole in the end of the brush that one might use to hang the brush on a hook.
I walked out of that toilet with a new sense of pride that day!
Now THAT is funny!
i think this is by far THE funniest thread i have ever read in my life!!!!!
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I can't believe this poopy thread has been neglected!
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Here ya go... pics!
It's actually a dark chocolate oat bran cookie, prior to going in the oven.
A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush?
It's actually a dark chocolate oat bran cookie, prior to going in the oven.
A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush?
My now wife dropped a 2 at my Great Grandmothers place the first time she went up north to meet her.
She was gone a while so I went looking for her, when I knocked on the door she exclamed go get a steak knife I said what....she said a steak knife and hurry... I asked her what the hell she was on about..then I looked!!!
This was a bad mistake, it was like she had given birth! I had to cut it into 4 to get it down.
I love that girl!
She was gone a while so I went looking for her, when I knocked on the door she exclamed go get a steak knife
I said what....she said a steak knife and hurry... I asked her what the hell she was on about..then I looked!!!This was a bad mistake, it was like she had given birth! I had to cut it into 4 to get it down.
I love that girl!
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